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Satan (Zach) orders his chefs (Timmy, Darren, and Trevor) to cook disgusting food.
Cast & Characters
The Devil
Zach Cregger
· Cast
Trevor Moore
Cast
Timmy Williams
Cast
Darren Trumeter
Cast
Pastor
Darren Trumeter
· Cast
Churchgoer
Timmy Williams
· Cast
Quotes
The Devil (Zach Cregger)
Who's ready to make some booger sandwiches?!
Ahhhh! Ew! Gross!
The Devil (Zach Cregger)
Or how about... some poop popsicles!
Ew! Ahhh! Gross!
The Devil (Zach Cregger)
Ahhhh! Or maybe some slut... spaghetti! Ohh!!
The Devil (Zach Cregger)
Who's ready to make some vomit pudding?! I'm back!
The Devil (Zach Cregger)
Or how about spider burgers with pubic hair!
The Devil (Zach Cregger)
Oh, oh, or maybe some, uh, pickled nutsacks with... farts!
The Devil (Zach Cregger)
How about some period blood, pus cookies!
The Devil (Zach Cregger)
So, pus cookies aren't gross anymore?
Trevor Moore
No, they are gross. It's just that people are kind of used to them.
The Devil (Zach Cregger)
Well, what would people not be used to?
Trevor Moore
Well, people are pretty much used to everything. Except... good food.
The Devil (Zach Cregger)
I could make them... chicken caesar salads!
Ooooh!
God (Sam Brown)
Oh, it appears that the devil is turning hell into a five-star restaurant. Well, two can play at that game.
Pastor (Darren Trumeter)
And that's when God turned heaven into a place of torture and suffering. and hell was forever transformed into a delicious dining experience in an awesome underground cave world.
Pastor (Darren Trumeter)
And the good souls from earth went to heaven to be tortured and burned, and the sinners ate well for all time. All rise for Psalms 93.
Churchgoer (Timmy Williams)
What'd I miss?