Info
Dr. Scientist (Darren) develops a new kind of pig that maximises meat production.
Cast & Characters
Dr. Scientist
Darren Trumeter
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Farmer
Trevor Moore
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Activist
Zach Cregger
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Narrator
Timmy Williams
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Quotes
Farmer (Trevor Moore)
He's a little sick. 3571, he's a little sick. So we're gonna open him up and see what the problem is.
Farmer (Trevor Moore)
Here, we got a little piece of ham right there. And then we got to break through his bacon cage right now. And there we go.
Farmer (Trevor Moore)
Here's your problem. He's got something wrong with his eggs. His eggs are runny.
Activist (Zach Cregger)
We saved him from his death sentence from those fascist fucking farmers.
Dr. Scientist (Darren Trumeter)
We figured out the gene for brains and replaced it with Froot Loops.
Farmer (Trevor Moore)
See? Spoon and all.
Activist (Zach Cregger)
He does shit cinnamon buns though, so that's pretty cool.
Activist (Sam Brown)
Hey, do you want to shit cinnamon bun?
Dr. Scientist (Darren Trumeter)
Their excrement looks exactly like cinnamon rolls. Looks like.
Activist (Zach Cregger)
Today is a special day, because today is the day that we liberate 5786 into his natural habitat.
Activist (Zach Cregger)
Okay, boy, you're free now. Go off with your family. I'm gonna miss you, boy. You taught me to love again!