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Genetic Pigs

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Dr. Scientist (Darren) develops a new kind of pig that maximises meat production.

Quotes

0:44
Farmer (Trevor Moore)

He's a little sick. 3571, he's a little sick. So we're gonna open him up and see what the problem is.

1:03
Farmer (Trevor Moore)

Here, we got a little piece of ham right there. And then we got to break through his bacon cage right now. And there we go.

1:15
Farmer (Trevor Moore)

Here's your problem. He's got something wrong with his eggs. His eggs are runny.

1:34
Activist (Zach Cregger)

We saved him from his death sentence from those fascist fucking farmers.

1:59
Dr. Scientist (Darren Trumeter)

We figured out the gene for brains and replaced it with Froot Loops.

2:05
Farmer (Trevor Moore)

See? Spoon and all.

2:08
Activist (Zach Cregger)

He does shit cinnamon buns though, so that's pretty cool.

2:11
Activist (Sam Brown)

Hey, do you want to shit cinnamon bun?

2:14
Dr. Scientist (Darren Trumeter)

Their excrement looks exactly like cinnamon rolls. Looks like.

2:20
Activist (Zach Cregger)

Today is a special day, because today is the day that we liberate 5786 into his natural habitat.

2:46
Activist (Zach Cregger)

Okay, boy, you're free now. Go off with your family. I'm gonna miss you, boy. You taught me to love again!