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Various schoolchildren show off their Halloween costumes to the class, only for the teacher (Timmy) to send both Jacob (Darren) and Brian (Sam) to the principal's office for swearing, although they insist they can because they are a pirate and a cowboy, respectively. The teacher informs student Taylor (Trevor), who is dressed as a clown, that he is not allowed to swear in character even though it's Halloween. Taylor accepts, but gets sent to the principal's office for masturbating in front of the class. Taylor insists, "What? I'm a clown!"
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Teacher (Timmy Williams)
Why hello Jacob! Happy Halloween! I see we're dressed up like a little pirate this morning.
Darren Trumeter
That's right! Now all you fucking butt fuckers better clean my deck!
Teacher (Timmy Williams)
Jacob! Go to the principal's office!
Darren Trumeter
What the fuck for you fucking bitch?
Teacher (Timmy Williams)
You do not talk like that in school!
Darren Trumeter
I'm a fucking pirate!
Teacher (Timmy Williams)
Go to the principal!
Darren Trumeter
Shit!
Teacher (Timmy Williams)
Good morning Brian! Happy Halloween partner! What brings you to town?
Sam Brown
Well, I've been out on the range for a fortnight, and I thought I would stop into town to buy some pussy and feed my horse.
Teacher (Timmy Williams)
Brian, we do not use that kind of language!
Sam Brown
I'm a goddamn cowboy and I'll talk any fucking way I please! Now you better watch out before I fuck you up your fat fucking ass!
Teacher (Timmy Williams)
Go to the principal's office, Brian!
Sam Brown
Suck my dick!
Teacher (Timmy Williams)
Are you drinking? Go! Now!
Sam Brown
I'm a fucking cowboy!
Teacher (Timmy Williams)
Go!
Sam Brown
Shit!
Teacher (Timmy Williams)
Hello, Taylor. Now, before you say anything, I want you to know that just because it's Halloween does not mean that you're allowed to curse or swear no matter what your costume is.
Trevor Moore
Okay.
Teacher (Timmy Williams)
Now, that's a very nice outfit you have on.
Trevor Moore
Thanks.
Teacher (Timmy Williams)
Taylor! Go to the principal!
Trevor Moore
What? I'm a clown!