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Job Interview Mess Up

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(Zach) shows the viewer what not to do at a job interview played out by (Trevor) and (Darren).

Quotes

0:17
Trevor Moore

I thought I emailed you a copy.

0:19
Darren Trumeter

That's all right. Although, you might want to bring a copy of your resume with you in the future.

0:25
Trevor Moore

Well, I was kind of hoping that I wouldn't be going on any job interviews in the future. You know what I mean?

0:35
Darren Trumeter

Did you or did you not graduate from this school?

0:40
Trevor Moore

Umm, that one did not, technically.

0:50
Darren Trumeter

Because you only have two semesters on here, but you still filled out that you received a bachelor's in finance.

0:54
Trevor Moore

That's what I was going for.

0:55
Darren Trumeter

So in the future, you shouldn't write down that you have a bachelor's in finance when you actually don't.

1:04
Zach Cregger

Well Trevor's interview is underway, and I think we've all noticed some mistakes that he's made, and I'm pretty sure that his potential employers noticed them as well.

1:36
Zach Cregger

You got that, Trevor?

1:37
Trevor Moore

Thanks, man inside my head.

1:38
Zach Cregger

Now, let's see if Trevor can dig himself out of this little hole that he's created.

1:44
Trevor Moore

Look, I'm sorry I lied on my resume. I just really wanted to impress you. And the fact that I was willing to lie to get this job could be a huge asset to this company. I mean, instead of lying to you, I could be lying for you.

2:02
Darren Trumeter

Okay. You know, you have really good eye contact. I'm gonna write that down. You know, that sort of makes up for the whole lying on the resume thing.

2:16
Trevor Moore

I worked for three years in the finance department at the bank company... international... store... business corporation.

2:33
Darren Trumeter

Oh, BCISBC. Oh, do you know Jeff Chrysler?

2:36
Trevor Moore

Uh, yeah, he died.

2:58
Zach Cregger

Well, Trevor dug himself out of that hole and then he picked up a big old shovel that we call liar. It's never good to lie in an interview.

3:18
Zach Cregger

Instead of focusing on untruths and falsehoods, Trevor might do well to focus on what he can bring to the company. Let's see where that approach takes him.

3:25
Trevor Moore

I'll give you $20 to give me the job.

3:33
Zach Cregger

Well, that was another tactic. Trevor's tried to convince his employer to overlook the bold-faced lying and the unpreparedness he's committed in the past two minutes by offering him a $20 bill.

3:46
Zach Cregger

Maybe instead of retardery, Trevor should, I don't know, maybe not do the first thing that pops into his head. Let's see what happens when Trevor thinks about his actions.

4:01
Trevor Moore

Psych. Just kidding.

4:38
Trevor Moore

He was a zombie, man. He came here to eat your brains. I tried to tell you.

4:43
Darren Trumeter

Oh, my God! You saved my life. Welcome aboard, Mr. Morse. You start Monday.

4:56
Zach Cregger

I am at a loss. Trevor seems to have gotten the job anyway. I... I don't know why I'm here.

5:02
Trevor Moore

You're here because of all that acid I took.

5:05
Darren Trumeter

What? You're a character.

5:09
Trevor Moore

Unnnngggggggggggggggggg