Things We Need
The Whitest Kids U’ Know
Things We Need
Info
The WKUK tells the audience what items they need for future sketches
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Trevor Moore
Hi, we're the Whitest Kids, and we've been doing this show for four years now.
Sam Brown
That's 28 years in dog years.
Trevor Moore
Sam, whatever.
Trevor Moore
If you have any of the following items and would like to donate them, please contact us because we feel we could put them to good use.
Trevor Moore
A convertible Ferrari.
Trevor Moore
Two NASA spacesuits.
Trevor Moore
A life-size catapult.
Trevor Moore
A dog that poos on command.
Trevor Moore
A dog that appears to get grossed out on command.
Trevor Moore
Parachutes that fit dogs.
Trevor Moore
A helicopter.
Trevor Moore
A robot maid.
Trevor Moore
A robot maid of chocolate.
Trevor Moore
Weed.
Trevor Moore
A miniature scale replica of the House of Congress.
Trevor Moore
100 cat-sized business suits.
Trevor Moore
100 well-behaved cats.
Trevor Moore
A barbecue grill.
Trevor Moore
A motorcycle.
Trevor Moore
A motorcycle jump.
Trevor Moore
A motorcycle instructor.
Trevor Moore
A horny elephant.
Trevor Moore
A sexy zebra.
Trevor Moore
Elephant condoms.
Trevor Moore
Zebra beer.
Trevor Moore
A huge bed.
Trevor Moore
A baby that knows how to talk and is cool with cussing.
Trevor Moore
Another baby that smokes cigars.
Trevor Moore
A baby bar.
Trevor Moore
A baby that looks like Woody Harrelson.
Trevor Moore
Rhea Pearlman's phone number.
Trevor Moore
A book on ending sketches!
Trevor Moore
Or even a pamphlet on ending sketches, really.
Trevor Moore
Just anything that would help us out in the ending sketches department.
Trevor Moore
I mean, is now a good time to end the sketch? What about now? Right here seems good to me, but I don't know.
Trevor Moore
I think right here will do just fine. No, that didn't seem right. When I just said that didn't seem right that actually seemed like a good place to end it But it seemed weird to end it saying that yeah.