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Little Hitler

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In this black-and-white sitcom, young Adolf Hitler is a local community hero.

Quotes

0:44
Hitler's Mom (Darren Trumeter)

You be careful, Hitler. You're a special boy!

0:58
Little Hitler

I caught you blue-handed! This is a kiddison's arrest.

1:07
Homeless Man (Trevor Moore)

I'm sorry to steal a pie from your ma, but I just been so hungry lately that, well, I couldn't help myself.

1:15
Little Hitler

Golly, mister. I don't think anyone in this whole wide world should ever have to go hungry.

1:40
Homeless Man (Trevor Moore)

Hey, kid, say what was your name anyway?

1:44
Little Hitler

Adolf Hitler, sir!

1:45
Homeless Man (Trevor Moore)

Oh, my God. That's a beautiful name.

2:48
Kid

Hey, Hitler. Come here. I want to show you something.

2:55
Little Hitler

What is it?

2:56
Kid

You want to smoke some grass?

2:58
Little Hitler

Oh, I don't know.

3:00
Kid

Come on, Daddy-O. All the other kids our age are doing it.

3:19
Little Hitler

I hate jewwwws!

3:38
Teacher (Zach Cregger)

And that concludes the drug awareness portion of the Student Safety Assembly. Anybody got any questions?

3:45
Teacher (Timmy Williams)

And now it's time for our sexual education film.

3:49
Trevor Moore

Hey Osama Bin Laden, you wanna go to a super swinging orgy with me?

3:53
Osama Bin Laden (Trevor Moore)

Oh not right now! I'm busy studying about Jesus and the Bible.

3:57
Trevor Moore

Come on man, all the fly cats are doing it.

4:00
Osama Bin Laden (Trevor Moore)

Really? Everyone is having orgies?

4:03
Student (Trevor Moore)

Man, I don't know if I hate this class or if I love it.