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Jazz Man

derrickcomedy

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Quotes

1:00
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

Yeah! Thank you! Thank you! Suck my dick, guys! Suck my dick, all right? You a motherfucka and you a motherfucka.

1:08
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

Won't let me drink in your bar, huh? Well, here's some Jim Crow for that ass.

1:14
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

Oh, oh, man. I'm gonna go have sex with like five white women tonight, all right? You guys have fun. Have fun!

1:20
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

Alright, suck my dick! Goodnight! Have fun! You paid for the ticket, you paid for the ticket!

1:28
Historian (DC Pierson)

He was breaking new ground with every note, and there was a subtle racial message, but it didn't hit you over the head with it.

2:20
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

Hey, arrest a motherfucka for doing nothing? That's fine. You know what? I ain't gonna be shucking and jiving for you guys in no fucking movies no more.

2:36
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

Gonna have me tap dancing and shit with little white girls in movies. Well, you know what? None of that no more.

2:42
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

Oh your hatred feeds me. Your hatred's like a summer breeze across my black brow.

2:48
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

Wipe my dick off on a trumpet!

3:01
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

This ain't no clarinet in this motherfucka.

3:06
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

That's for you, grandma. Oh, she's not allowed in here. That's right, I forgot. Crazy me. Suck it!

3:11
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

Now you get to hear another jazz song that starts with a low vibrato.

3:16
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

Oh, I just orgasmed on stage from your white hatred.

3:20
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

Is this what you want? You guys make me sick! All of you!

3:31
Jelly Mouth (Donald Glover)

You guys took my wife!

3:46
Teddy Cheesesteak Appleton (Dominic Dierkes)

Haha! Suck my dick, everybody! Suck my dick! Arrest a motherfucker for something he didn't do. You paid for this ticket. Alright, suck my dick, guys. Good night. Hiya, Frank.

4:03
Historian (DC Pierson)

I mean, if you recorded those records today, and you released them today, it would still be a guy farting, but...