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War Letter

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As a US soldier in Vietnam bleeds out, he writes a letter to his wife.

Quotes

0:34
Soldier (Trevor Moore)

It is with heavy heart that I, the President of the United States of America, regret to inform you that your husband, the bravest war hero this country has ever known, and my personal role model and secret best friend, was killed today.

0:57
Soldier (Timmy Williams)

I don't think she's gonna buy this, man.

1:00
Soldier (Trevor Moore)

You don't?

1:14
Soldier (Darren Trumeter)

We are writing a letter here, man!

1:39
Widow (Zach Cregger)

Oh God. What is all that stuff coming out of me? What is that? Put it back in, please. Put it back in, Brian.

1:51
Widow (Zach Cregger)

Oh, God. Is that my stomach? Is that my spleen? Ohhhh, God.

2:05
Widow (Zach Cregger)

Now all of my guts are coming out of me. Wait. No, don't shoot me more. Noooooo.

2:17
Soldier (Trevor Moore)

And then go gurgle, gurgle, gasp, gasp. Goodbye, my love. And then a long, uhhhhh. And that should do it.

2:25
Soldier (Timmy Williams)

You want me to write that should do it?

2:28
Soldier (Darren Trumeter)

Hey, Bill, where did you get shot anyway?

2:30
Soldier (Trevor Moore)

Uh, I think I just bounced off my canteen. I don't know. I heard something loud, though.

2:35
Soldier (Trevor Moore)

All right, now you guys make sure she gets that. And I am off to Monaco to whore it up for, I don't know, the next 25 years. Peace, bitches!

2:54
Widow (Zach Cregger)

I am off to Monaco to whore it up for, I don't know, 25 years. Peace, bitches. Oh, my God, what?

3:05
Soldier (Darren Trumeter)

Then he stepped on a landmine and blew up.

3:08
Soldier (Timmy Williams)

I didn't know when he wanted me to stop writing.