Wedding Flip Flop

Well, you love her, right?

No.

You don't love her?

No, not at all.

Oh. Well, get the hell out of here, man.

Yeah. Thing is, her dad has a whole bunch of money.

Well, you totally got to do it then.

She is really ugly.

Dump her. Dump her now.

Although she does have rocking boobs.

Marry that shit. Lock up those boobs.

But she is really controlling.

Go. Just leave right now.

Then again, I do travel for work a lot with my secretary.

Sounds like you're set, buddy.

But my secretary is Hispanic... that was a test and you passed with flying colors.

Really? I couldn't tell, because I don't even see colors.

But the thing about my secretary is, she's got pepperoni nipples. And not like regular-sized pepperonis, huge ones, like the ones on Domino's Pizza.

Ugh, bail, dude.

But I could always fire my secretary and hire a hotter one.

Right on. Fire that shit, marry that bitch.

Are you just agreeing with everything I'm saying?

Totally. Where is the bathroom? I have to take a piss.

And the award for worst product placement in a television program goes to... The Whitest Kids Ever with Domino's Pizza Pepperoni Nipple Reference.

When Duke Biderman came to me eight years ago with the idea for a very blue sketch show, I thought he was hitting on me. Now I know that's not true. Now I know it's something more than that. It's-

I want to thank God. I want to thank Domino's. We did it, baby! Play my favorite song!