Ocean 2.0

Frankly, I'm excited to see how she's going to adapt this time. Maybe all the currents will change, taking all the oil to Antarctica. Or maybe fascinating new marine life will evolve, like fish that can breathe oil. Or a bird that likes being sticky.

It's how we at Unified Petroleum are helping to reimagine the world's oceans.

As a scientist, I'm an expert on things at the molecular level.

Plus, Unified Petroleum donates a dollar from every million it makes towards putting more computers in classrooms across the country. As a mother, I like that.

You know, they say that oil and water don't mix.

But damn it if we're not trying.