Info
A soldier (Sam) discovers a young girl 's private diary and decides to sell it.
Cast & Characters
Soldier
Zach Cregger
· Cast
Quotes
Soldier (Sam Brown)
I found this little girl's secret diary.
Soldier (Zach Cregger)
That's not cool. Don't read her diary.
Soldier (Sam Brown)
No, no, it's really good.
Soldier (Zach Cregger)
No, it's not cool. You gotta find her and give it back.
Soldier (Sam Brown)
No, it says here that she's Jewish. Pretty sure the Nazis killed her.
Soldier (Zach Cregger)
Okay, then that's totally not cool to read, dude.
Soldier (Sam Brown)
It's really good. You know what I'm gonna do? When I get back to the States, I'm gonna get this thing published so lots of people can read it, and then we can make all this money off it.
Soldier (Zach Cregger)
That is an unbelievably dick move to do, man.
Soldier (Sam Brown)
I bet people will pass this around at schools.
Soldier (Zach Cregger)
Anybody who passes that around in a school is a total piece of shit.