Mystery Team Adventures: The Case of the Haunted Hotel
Mystery Team Adventures: The Case of the Haunted Hotel
Sketch Info
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Jason (Donald Glover)
I think it's a reward for solving the mystery of who left their beer cans by the lake.
Duncan (DC Pierson)
My dad and his friends. I think we've earned some horseplay.
Jason (Donald Glover)
OWWWW!
Jason (Donald Glover)
We're gonna play a pretty mean game of Monopoly.
Duncan (DC Pierson)
Um, Jason? I can't find the thimble.
Duncan (DC Pierson)
Let's play. The Floor is Lava.
Jason (Donald Glover)
Yeah! Starting... now!
Charlie (Dominic Dierkes)
AHHHH!
Charlie (Dominic Dierkes)
What was that noise?
Jason (Donald Glover)
I don't know. Maybe it was Duncan's dad again.
Duncan (DC Pierson)
It didn't sound like crying.
Duncan (DC Pierson)
Golly, Tom said, what was that racket? Oliver crept to the window and spied three Negro boys outside. Oh, he said, it's just a couple of spooks.
Charlie (Dominic Dierkes)
Ghosts!
Jason (Donald Glover)
Ghosts. That's why there's a little bit of blood in the sink. Let's suit up.
Duncan (DC Pierson)
Sudden changes in temperature may indicate the presence of a ghost... and this ice machine is ice cold.
Governor Phelps (Brian Huskey)
Yeah, call your madam. This is not what I ordered.
Duncan, Charlie, Jason
Governor Phelps!
Governor Phelps (Brian Huskey)
She missed the trip, and now I'm giving her a special lesson.
Charlie (Dominic Dierkes)
Can we get a special lesson, too?
Jason (Donald Glover)
Neato!
Governor Phelps (Brian Huskey)
No, God, God, no, no. Um, I mean, yeah, yeah, you can.
Jason (Donald Glover)
Now, Tina, I heard a rumor that you were at Planned Parenthood, and I just want you to know that I think it is very smart for you to be planning on being a parent this early.
Charlie (Dominic Dierkes)
I found balloons. Can you believe someone tried to flush this down the toilet?
Jason (Donald Glover)
Governor, you dropped your money. Really slowly.
Hey! The thimble!
Jason (Donald Glover)
Shut up! Another mystery solved, guys!
Duncan, Charlie, Jason
Mystery team, all right!