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Old Folks Home

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(Trevor) sings a hip-hop song about how he hated having to visit his grandmother's nursing home, until he found out how many drugs the seniors are prescribed.

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0:24
Trevor Moore

There were sleeping dudes in wheelchairs all over the yard, and inside the halls were scary and creepily lit. It smelled like someone took a dump and then rotisserie'd it.

0:45
Trevor Moore

So bored, I opened up one of her cabinet drawers. Oh my God! I shouted as I burst back in. Graham's got a prescription of OxyContin?

0:54
Trevor Moore

Let's go to the old folks home. We can get doped up and then all get stoned.

1:15
Trevor Moore

Oh man, Bernie likes to talk about the Korean War, and if he used all of his percs, then he just gets more.

1:20
Trevor Moore

And Miss Edna doesn't care for the blacks a lot, but she's got glaucoma, so she gets good pot.

1:25
Trevor Moore

Gladys here only has diabetes, so the best you're gonna find is Tylenol threes.

1:31
Trevor Moore

But Carl is my man, he's got like AIDS in his brain, and I swear to God that he can even get cocaine.

1:36
Trevor Moore

So we rip a couple lines, put on some records, bitch about kids, and talk about the weather. Steve craps his pants, we all leave the room. We pass out, take naps, some nurses bring food.

1:57
Trevor Moore

I guess the point is that the elderly are people too, and you never know how long they're gonna be with you, but they're sweet and they're lonely and they still need friends. Be a good kid and go and visit them.