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John Williams

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John Williams (Trevor) spends his day singing his music.

Quotes

0:22
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

Ah no! That's not it! It doesn't sound like the tune that George Lucas needs for his new Star Wars meets Indiana Jones movie. Think John Williams.

1:05
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

Bababa bum bum! Babab bum bum! Hold on a minute! Baba baba bum bum! Bum bum! No! I'll take a number four large and a two medium.

1:35
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

Bum bum bum bum baba bum bum! You're a f***t. Yeah, I'm camping. I'm camping and I killed you. What now?

1:41
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

I'll report you too. Just mute me, f****t.

1:45
Wife (Zach Cregger)

John, come to bed.

1:47
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

I said just mute me, faggot. Bum baba bum bum. Bum baba bum bum...

2:15
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

Eureka! I did it! Alice, wake up! I finally did it. The perfect wedding theme for when Short Round marries that Ewok.

2:48
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

John Williams, you've done it again. Mo' money, Mo' money, Mo' money, Mo' money. Hehehe.

3:02
Wife (Zach Cregger)

Look, honey, I made your favorite. Eggs!

5:22
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

We would like you to judge whose tune is better, your mother's or your Oscar, Emmy, Grammy, Tony-winning father's. Alice, you're up first, age before beauty.

5:49
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

Oh God, Alice. Your song was so bad, it literally made me vomit.

5:58
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

And now, a new composition from John Williams.

6:14
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

That's just the THX logo.

6:15
Kid (Darren Trumeter)

I kinda like Mom's better.

7:00
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

What?

7:01
Kid (Darren Trumeter)

Mostly because I think it's funny that it made you puke.

7:04
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

What do you know?! What do you know, Sherwin?! The dog's got more music sense than you.

7:09
John Williams (Trevor Moore)

That's it. It's time for a good old-fashioned Williams family sing-off. The dog's the judge.

7:13
Kid (Darren Trumeter)

I call bathroom.