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Boy Band

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Quotes

0:22
Al Teitelman (John Gemberling)

You go to a record store, who's left? Freakos, creepazoids. These are the guys who are still spending the money. And what appeals to them? Young boys.

0:42
Al Teitelman (John Gemberling)

When I went to form this group, I thought, let's just call them what they are. The young fuckables. They're young. They're fuckable.

1:01
Al Teitelman (John Gemberling)

How young are these kids? Whatever age you want them to be. They're ageless. They're under 18.

1:22
Mikey (Donald Glover)

You'll be my unregistered, sex offender When my mom and dad are both at work You'll be my unregistered, sex offender I can lie about who ripped my shirt, ohh

1:42
Danny (DC Pierson)

You're my middle-aged angel sent from above You're required to go door to door and tell them we're in love We could be close together when you're far from your wife I think that scars are really cool. You should scar me for life

2:01
CJ (Dominic Dierkes)

If we do something dirty, I can just take a bath Age is just a number, and I'm not good at math Let's take it slow at first; I wanna remember it all Because I'm gonna show them where you touched me on a doll

2:20
Mikey (Donald Glover)

I know you think about me, when you're at work Lets take a walk to your car and start an amber alert I know you're friends with my dad, so you're closer to me Lets do tonight, and I'll repress the memories

3:09
Al Teitelman (John Gemberling)

Sure, the music is fun. The music is a little bit innuendo. But really, at the end of the day, these guys want to know that they're in charge. They're in power. And these kids have to do whatever they say.