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Dads discuss their increasingly violent acts of domestic violence.
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Nothing wrong with that.
Timmy Williams
Hey Ed, when you got the spanked little Jimmy there, did you do a full wind-up or did you just kind of swing from halfway?
Darren Trumeter
Well, see, he missed two days straight, see? So what I did is I put my hand way back here, just like this, like I'm turned around, almost all the way, and then whammo!
Trevor Moore
And instead of spanking her, I just... I just punch her in the butt as hard as I can.
Nothing wrong with that.
Zach Cregger
I like to spank them so hard that their little cries sound like skipping records. Waaa! Hulh!
Trevor Moore
Sometimes it's fun to tie Charlene up with an electrical blanket. And then when she's on the floor there, just a whale on her belly with a phone book.
Sam Brown
I bring that rabbit down and I put my hand over its mouth and nostrils and squeeze really tight and it starts thrashing around and freaking out, and Walt starts freaking out.
Sam Brown
And I look at him and I know that he knows that the reason his bunny is suffering is because his ball hit my car.
Nothing wrong with that!