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Teachers' Union

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A group of teachers invent school.

Quotes

0:28
Teacher (Sam Brown)

Why don't we start off with what time we meet every day?

0:31
Teacher (Trevor Moore)

What about 8 a.m.? That'll really piss off the kids hehehe.

0:37
Teacher (Sam Brown)

Okay. Don't know about your motives, but, uh, sounds good.

0:53
Teacher (Timmy Williams)

Gym!

0:55
Teacher (Sam Brown)

You want to teach the kids gymnasium?

0:57
Teacher (Timmy Williams)

Someone's gotta teach these kids how to play around. You know, squats, showers, kickball, teasing, showers, things like that.

1:21
Teacher (Trevor Moore)

I got an idea for a subject. It's called detention. It's like kid jail. That'll really piss off the kids.

1:29
Teacher (Trevor Moore)

It's perfect. We'll make a set of arbitrary rules, and then if the kids step out of line, wham! Detention.

1:38
Teacher (Sam Brown)

That all sounds fine to me.

1:40
Teacher (Sam Brown)

Now, we need to develop some sort of grading system so we can judge how poorly the kids are doing.

1:45
Teacher (Trevor Moore)

And we should send a report back to their parents. That'll really piss off the kids.

1:49
Teacher (Sam Brown)

Would you sit down?!

2:28
Teacher (Sam Brown)

None of us teachers are ever going to admit when we're wrong. Okay? Sound good? Great. Hail Satan.

2:36
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, Teacher

Hail Satan!