Info
A worker in a baby factory named Doug (Trevor) keeps sending babies to overpopulated places and to mothers that can't afford babies. When one of his higher-ups (Sam) confronts him about this behavior, he begins killing babies.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Brian (Sam Brown)
The guys upstairs seem to think that the world's good on babies for a little while.
Doug (Trevor Moore)
But Brian, you can never have too many babies.
Brian (Sam Brown)
No, Doug, you can. The planet's having a tough enough time sustaining the human population as it is. That's why world hunger's a thing.
Brian (Sam Brown)
And if we were going to point fingers, it'd kind of be your fault.
Doug (Trevor Moore)
But people love having babies. To India! To India! To India! Away, Stark! Away!
Brian (Sam Brown)
That's another thing, Doug. Places you're sending these babies don't exactly need more babies.
Doug (Trevor Moore)
I don't quite know what you're getting at, Brian. To a 14-year-old girl in Ohio! Away!
Brian (Sam Brown)
See, you just need to show some more discretion to where you're sending them.
Doug (Trevor Moore)
To some woman with AIDS! Away!
Darren Trumeter
Did you fire Doug?
Zach Cregger
How'd it go?
Brian (Sam Brown)
Well, the thing about that is Doug's crazy.
Zach Cregger
What did he do?
Brian (Sam Brown)
He threw a tantrum and started stabbing all the babies.
Doug (Trevor Moore)
Sorry babies, there's just too many of you, apparently. To Long Island... to Long Island... to Long Island...
Doug, Brian
Can't you see that children are our future? Let the storks come bring back our babies.
Doug, Brian
Can't you see that children are our future? Please Brian let Doug keep making babies.
Zach Cregger
That song sucks.