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Don't Jerk Off To This

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Quotes

0:11
Donald (Donald Glover)

Don't jerk off to this.

0:17
Thomas (Dominic Dierkes)

Who would jerk off to a picture of a bowl of fruit?

1:01
Alex (DC Pierson)

Oh, cool, they have a Brita pitcher.

1:03
Donald (Donald Glover)

Hey, what if the Brita picture had a note on it that said, don't jerk off to this?

1:06
Thomas (Dominic Dierkes)

That'd be crazy.

1:07
Donald (Donald Glover)

Yeah, who would want to jerk off to that?

1:09
Thomas (Dominic Dierkes)

Yeah, it doesn't even have like a sexy orange in it... well, good night.

2:10
Donald (Donald Glover)

You see, I knew you weren't strong enough. Not strong enough to resist jerking off to an innocuous picture of some fruit.

2:37
Donald (Donald Glover)

Now, go over there. Bring the picture to me so I can jerk off to it.

3:04
Alex (DC Pierson)

A few more strokes and there'll be no going back. Put the picture down!

3:37
Man in White (Dan Eckman)

Well, ain't this just the cat sauces? Why, you could show a photograph of any bowl of fruit to most folks. They never think to jerk off to it. You boys got a lot to learn.