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Nerf releases its most powerful toy yet -- the Nerf Nuke. Kids buy them to ensure their place as a neighborhood superpower.
Cast & Characters
Sam Brown
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Timmy Williams
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Trevor Moore
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Darren Trumeter
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Zach Cregger
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Mother
Zach Cregger
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Voice Over
Zach Cregger
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Quotes
Sam Brown
Hey guys, my mom just got me the Nerf Nuke.
Trevor Moore
Oh man, what are we gonna do? He's got a Nerf Nuke.
Timmy Williams
Well, we could pull our allowances together and get two Nerf nukes.
Sam Brown
Why'd you call this meeting today? Was it to give me all your lunch money?
Darren Trumeter
We have recently acquired two Nerf nukes.
Sam Brown
What? Mom, mom, I need more money for Nerf nukes.
Mother (Zach Cregger)
I just bought you one.
Sam Brown
Well, can I have my next seven months allowance up front?
Mother (Zach Cregger)
No, then you won't have any money for the rest of the year.
Sam Brown
Mom, this is serious!
Sam Brown
Let's make an agreement that none of us will get any more Nerf nukes.
Agreed.
Zach Cregger
I'm getting one. I'm getting a nerf nuke also.
Darren Trumeter
Okay, that kid can definitely not get a nerf nuke.
Timmy Williams
No way.
Zach Cregger
Well, I already have one actually. My mom got me one. It's is in my basement.
Darren Trumeter
I don't believe him. He's too poor.
Trevor Moore
Yeah, but what if he gets like a crappy one from somebody or something?
Sam Brown
Just the fact that he's looking for one is bad news.
Trevor Moore
Maybe we should just jump him now all we can.
Timmy Williams
But he hasn't done anything to us yet. Isn't that messed up? He's like, poor.
Voice Over (Zach Cregger)
The Nerf Nuke! From the makers of the Cum Bomb!