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Nerf Nuke

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Info

Nerf releases its most powerful toy yet -- the Nerf Nuke. Kids buy them to ensure their place as a neighborhood superpower.

Quotes

0:25
Sam Brown

Hey guys, my mom just got me the Nerf Nuke.

0:33
Trevor Moore

Oh man, what are we gonna do? He's got a Nerf Nuke.

0:36
Timmy Williams

Well, we could pull our allowances together and get two Nerf nukes.

0:40
Sam Brown

Why'd you call this meeting today? Was it to give me all your lunch money?

0:45
Darren Trumeter

We have recently acquired two Nerf nukes.

0:48
Sam Brown

What? Mom, mom, I need more money for Nerf nukes.

0:51
Mother (Zach Cregger)

I just bought you one.

0:53
Sam Brown

Well, can I have my next seven months allowance up front?

0:56
Mother (Zach Cregger)

No, then you won't have any money for the rest of the year.

0:58
Sam Brown

Mom, this is serious!

1:05
Sam Brown

Let's make an agreement that none of us will get any more Nerf nukes.

1:10

Agreed.

1:11
Zach Cregger

I'm getting one. I'm getting a nerf nuke also.

1:17
Darren Trumeter

Okay, that kid can definitely not get a nerf nuke.

1:19
Timmy Williams

No way.

1:21
Zach Cregger

Well, I already have one actually. My mom got me one. It's is in my basement.

1:26
Darren Trumeter

I don't believe him. He's too poor.

1:29
Trevor Moore

Yeah, but what if he gets like a crappy one from somebody or something?

1:32
Sam Brown

Just the fact that he's looking for one is bad news.

1:35
Trevor Moore

Maybe we should just jump him now all we can.

1:38
Timmy Williams

But he hasn't done anything to us yet. Isn't that messed up? He's like, poor.

1:45
Voice Over (Zach Cregger)

The Nerf Nuke! From the makers of the Cum Bomb!