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Billy (Timmy) is chatting with an online friend when his mom (Sam) walks in the room. She sees the chat and misunderstands the word "MILF", believing it to be a compliment, until Billy is forced to explain it to her.
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Timmy Williams
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Quotes
Mother (Sam Brown)
Billy, I'm home from the church store.
Mother (Sam Brown)
It always amazes me how fast you kids type. So what are you emailing about? Megabytes?
Timmy Williams
Mom, go away.
Mother (Sam Brown)
Carol's mom is a MILF. What's that mean?
Timmy Williams
Mom, you're invading my personal space.
Mother (Sam Brown)
Billy, what's a MILF? I don't want Adam talking bad about Mrs. Carlisle.
Timmy Williams
It's not bad. It's just nothing.
Mother (Sam Brown)
What's a MILF?
Timmy Williams
Nothing, Mom.
Mother (Sam Brown)
Billy, what's a MILF?
Timmy Williams
Mom, why are you always up my butt?
Mother (Sam Brown)
Tell me.
Timmy Williams
It just means a good-looking older lady.
Mother (Sam Brown)
Oh. Hmm. Am I a MILF?
Timmy Williams
Oh my God, Mom.
Mother (Sam Brown)
Come on. You think I'm a MILF, don't you, Billy?
Timmy Williams
Mom, go away.
Mother (Sam Brown)
Well, I think I'm a MILF. Kind of like the sound of that. Bonnie the MILF. Watch out.
Mother (Sam Brown)
Oh my god.
Mother (Sam Brown)
Oh, that reminds me. I'm coming out with Debra later. I better go slip into something MILFy.
Mother (Sam Brown)
What do you think's MILFiest? My blue sleeveless dress or that fun top with the Christmas lights?
Timmy Williams
Mom, I can't answer these questions, okay?
Mother (Sam Brown)
Billy, let me tell you something about women.
Timmy Williams
No!
Mother (Sam Brown)
Billy, sometimes women like to hear that they're a MILF. It makes us feel good.
Timmy Williams
It means fuck, okay?! Mother, I'd like to fuck!
Mother (Sam Brown)
Oh. Okay. You can just go on, have your little conversation with your friend Adam, and I'll just go in the other room.
Mother (Sam Brown)
Holy shit, Gloria. I think you have an in with that Adam kid.