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GINK

derrickcomedy

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0:11
Dominic (Dominic Dierkes)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Gink.

0:22
Dominic (Dominic Dierkes)

Gink is a fun made-up word combining the words gibble and spink, both of which are also made up.

0:28
Donald (Donald Glover)

A lot of people say I love Facebook. But what Facebook doesn't allow me to do is connect with friends.

0:33
DC (DC Pierson)

So we took the appeal of Facebook and added the ability to connect with friends. And that's when the fun began.

0:54
DC (DC Pierson)

Users can customize their quimbles by adjusting attributes such as vunk level, amount of shkiggles, and blorkafability.

1:07
Donald (Donald Glover)

A lot of people say, I love YouTube, but what YouTube doesn't allow me to do is share and view videos.

1:13
DC (DC Pierson)

So we took what YouTube does and added the ability to share and view videos. Then we replaced the videos with something called Schmorkle-Blinxx.

1:21
Dominic (Dominic Dierkes)

Imagine being able to email a Schmorkle-Blinxx to your grandma in Tucson, or live ginking a Schmorkle directly to your Blinxx page.

1:27
Donald (Donald Glover)

And the more Schmorkles you Blinxx, the higher your S.P.E.E.M. rating.

1:31
DC (DC Pierson)

We haven't even gotten to the Gorks yet.

1:33
Dominic (Dominic Dierkes)

Oh my god, the Gorks. So if your Schmorkle makes it to the top of the top Blinxx list, you gain the ability to create and edit Gorks.

1:41
Donald (Donald Glover)

Now, what are Gorks? Well, imagine the biggest groog you've ever seen. Add a pinch of spimple, and you've got yourself a gork.

1:47
DC (DC Pierson)

Gorks are groogs, gink style.

1:49
Dominic (Dominic Dierkes)

Some of you might be wondering, what's the difference between a gork and a blork? Simple. We haven't mentioned blorks yet.

1:56
Donald (Donald Glover)

Send enough gorks, and your gorks to shmorkle ratio will go skyrocketing into the dunkle sphere.

2:03
DC (DC Pierson)

Users are not allowed to send sexually explicit gorks. If you receive one of these gorks, simply notify one of our gork moderators and they'll review that user's account for possible deletion and or binklefication.

2:13
Dominic (Dominic Dierkes)

You know, a lot of people say, I love Twitter. But every time I sign in, it's just a blank screen. Why is it like that? I don't know how to turn my computer on.

2:25
DC (DC Pierson)

Gink is not just another social networking site.

2:27
Dominic (Dominic Dierkes)

Gink is a lumpy pink alien we found in an alley. It was dying due to exposure to oxygen, so I poked it with a stick until it stopped breathing and moving.

2:36
Donald (Donald Glover)

And I said, fuck, Dom. Fuck, man. Fuck.

2:43
DC (DC Pierson)

And I said, we should start a website that doesn't really do anything and name all the things on the website after sounds the alien made before it died.

2:50
Dominic (Dominic Dierkes)

And that's when the fun began.

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