Liquor Store Robbery

Hey, buddy, where you going?

I'm just going in to get a Slurpee, man.

Your Slurpee days are over, pal, because now you're talking to me. Homeless Joe!

Okay.

Now, suck my dick!

Hey, man, I'm not going to suck your dick in the middle of a liquor store parking lot.

Yeah, all right, yeah, all right. That makes sense.

All right, so here's what's going to happen, buddy. First of all, I'm gonna take off all my homeless clothes, and then you're gonna take off all your home full clothes, and then we're gonna swap!

And then I'm gonna go home to your house and I'm gonna have a quiet evening with your wife and then tomorrow I'm gonna go to your fancy schmancy job and have one of your working man's three course lunches and I'm gonna drive around in your fancy schmancy car with your lazy boy seats and your in-flight meals.

And then you're gonna hang out back here and you're gonna eat corn on the cob with a mangy dog and you're gonna jerk off through the pocket of your sweatpants and try and get pigeons to lick your fingers. And you're gonna ride the rails!-

Okay, okay, okay. It's fine. It's fine. I'll swap.

I'm gonna take my clothes off first, okay? Hold this.

Now suck my dick.

Buddy, I'm not gonna suck your dick in the middle of a liquor store parking lot.

I mean, oh, boy. Oh, boy. Homeless Joe, what have you got yourself into this time? Okay. All right. Let me just see what we're working with here.

Oh, jeez. Wow. Okay, let me take my gum out.

Hey, come on, man.

Oh, no, no. He tried to rob me.

Oh haha.