Info
Deleted sketch found on the third season DVD.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Suspect (Timmy Williams)
I'm not telling you pigs nothing. Kaboosh.
Cop (Sam Brown)
You greasy Italians make me want to puke! You're all a bunch of fat slacker criminal scum.
Cop (Sam Brown)
Each and every one of you does nothing but break the law and cause trouble for the working man.
Suspect (Timmy Williams)
Yeah, that's right. We do. You got a problem with that? Pizzeria...
Cop (Sam Brown)
Well, just laugh it up, because your buddy already sold you out.
Suspect (Timmy Williams)
What?
Cop (Sam Brown)
He sang like a canary. He placed you there the night of the murder! He sold you down the river!
Cop (Zach Cregger)
No, he didn't. Steven, no, he didn't. He didn't. What?
Suspect (Trevor Moore)
I was nowhere near the scene of the crime on the night that horrible accident happened. Instead, I was shopping for perfume at the Louvre with Gerard Depredou.
Cop (Zach Cregger)
I believe him, Steven.
Cop (Sam Brown)
Will you just let me handle this?
Cop (Zach Cregger)
I don't know. I just think he's telling the truth.
Cop (Sam Brown)
We have three eyewitnesses. We have surveillance tapes. Cardozzi stop it.
Suspect (Trevor Moore)
Like popular American rap musician Shaggy says, it wasn't me.
Cop (Zach Cregger)
You like Shaggy? Steven, we cannot lock up a fellow shag head! What? Are you serious?