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Greek philosophers brainstorm names for the months of the year.
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Timmy Williams
March 93rd is my favorite day of the year.
Trevor Moore
December!
Sam Brown
I like it, but it's more of a closer because it's so good.
Zach Cregger
Californication.
Timmy Williams
April!
Darren Trumeter
I will meet you on April the 12th.
Trevor Moore
I hear the flood happened in April.
Zach Cregger
April 11th. Never forget.
Timmy Williams
I want my birthday to be in April on the 93rd. My birthday is on April 93rd.
Sam Brown
Alright, fine. Some months will have 30 days, and some months will have 31.
Trevor Moore
Except for my month, February. February will have 28 days, but then, every four yars... every four years, it will have 29 days.
Sam Brown
Fuck you, man.
Zach Cregger
Okay guys, I know I've been bringing this up a lot, but I'm gonna keep bringing it up until I get a definite no. I would really like Californication to be a month. And I'll even use my keepsies chip on it.
Sam Brown
No, you've already used your keepsie chip on Martin Luther King Day.
Darren Trumeter
I want to use my keepsy chip on October.
Sam Brown
You don't have to use your keepsy chip on October. October's fucking rad.
Trevor Moore
Cockring! I will have lunch with you on Cockring the 18th.
Sam Brown
I like it a lot. I mean, I really, really like it, but let's try and save it for something really cool.
Zach Cregger
You know, if we can't name anything Californication, can we do Stadium Arcadium?
Sam Brown
Larry, shut up.
Zach Cregger
Stadium Arcadium-u-ary?
Darren Trumeter
Larry, you're not allowed to speak anymore. Keepsies.
Sam Brown
Guys, do realize we are just using all the months that are already on the calendar.
Darren Trumeter
Are we? Oh, fuck.
Trevor Moore
But guys, this has been like the best acid trip ever.
Sam Brown
Yeah, let's just go drive into town.
Darren Trumeter
But let's go really fast.