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Greek philosophers brainstorm names for the months of the year.

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0:43
Timmy Williams

March 93rd is my favorite day of the year.

1:06
Trevor Moore

December!

1:12
Sam Brown

I like it, but it's more of a closer because it's so good.

1:32
Zach Cregger

Californication.

1:43
Timmy Williams

April!

1:49
Darren Trumeter

I will meet you on April the 12th.

1:52
Trevor Moore

I hear the flood happened in April.

1:54
Zach Cregger

April 11th. Never forget.

1:57
Timmy Williams

I want my birthday to be in April on the 93rd. My birthday is on April 93rd.

2:12
Sam Brown

Alright, fine. Some months will have 30 days, and some months will have 31.

2:17
Trevor Moore

Except for my month, February. February will have 28 days, but then, every four yars... every four years, it will have 29 days.

2:29
Sam Brown

Fuck you, man.

2:46
Zach Cregger

Okay guys, I know I've been bringing this up a lot, but I'm gonna keep bringing it up until I get a definite no. I would really like Californication to be a month. And I'll even use my keepsies chip on it.

2:56
Sam Brown

No, you've already used your keepsie chip on Martin Luther King Day.

3:01
Darren Trumeter

I want to use my keepsy chip on October.

3:03
Sam Brown

You don't have to use your keepsy chip on October. October's fucking rad.

3:23
Trevor Moore

Cockring! I will have lunch with you on Cockring the 18th.

3:35
Sam Brown

I like it a lot. I mean, I really, really like it, but let's try and save it for something really cool.

3:49
Zach Cregger

You know, if we can't name anything Californication, can we do Stadium Arcadium?

3:53
Sam Brown

Larry, shut up.

3:54
Zach Cregger

Stadium Arcadium-u-ary?

3:56
Darren Trumeter

Larry, you're not allowed to speak anymore. Keepsies.

4:16
Sam Brown

Guys, do realize we are just using all the months that are already on the calendar.

4:21
Darren Trumeter

Are we? Oh, fuck.

4:23
Trevor Moore

But guys, this has been like the best acid trip ever.

4:28
Sam Brown

Yeah, let's just go drive into town.

4:30
Darren Trumeter

But let's go really fast.