Horse Announcer

Leading off is my message, and bringing up the rear is Future Glue, followed by Shay Bisque and Mother's Friends from Work.

Here comes May the Horse Be With You, followed by Gambling is a Disease, and he's followed by Grass on the Field, who's neck and neck with deep-dish pepperoni pizza, and my ex-wife is a horse.

Following them is Hung Like a Horse, and rounding them in now is Secretary.

Oh, the horses are still going. And the horses are running around the circle. And they are running around the circle.