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A narrator (Trevor) lists the worst orchestras of all time, only to trash talk Philadelphia Philharmonic for the New York Philharmonic.
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Trevor Moore
This is the worst orchestra in the world.
Trevor Moore
Sike, that's not the worst orchestra in the world.
Trevor Moore
This is the worst orchestra in the world. They're so bad, they never even showed up to the performance.
Trevor Moore
Sha-right?
Trevor Moore
That's not the worst orchestra in the world.
Trevor Moore
This is the worst orchestra in the world. It's the Manson family.
Trevor Moore
They were so bad, they didn't even rehearse or play instruments. Instead, they just went into people's houses and murdered them. Not!
Trevor Moore
This is the worst orchestra in the world. The Nazi party. There's no evidence of them ever playing a single concert. But there is evidence that they spend all their time trying to exterminate the Jews.
Trevor Moore
That's not the worst orchestra in the world. This is the worst orchestra in the world.
Trevor Moore
This is VY Canis Majoris, a large gaseous supergiant star located 49,000 light years away from the Earth. When it explodes in the year 3014, it'll bring all life in the universe to a screeching halt. And it doesn't even know a single song.
Trevor Moore
Sorry, moron. That's not the worst orchestra in the world. This is the worst orchestra in the world. This is the Philadelphia Philharmonic Orchestra.
Trevor Moore
They suck, and they're all losers. Lick a dick, Philadelphia Philharmonic Orchestra. This message brought to you by the New York Philharmonic Orchestra.