Info
A man (Trevor) discovers Spaghettio's in his blood transfusion.
Cast & Characters
Trevor Moore
Cast
Doctor
Darren Trumeter
· Cast
Doctor Boyardee
Timmy Williams
· Cast
Nurse
Zach Cregger
· Cast
Quotes
Trevor Moore
What is that? Is that a Spaghetti-O?
Trevor Moore
It is! It... Oh, my God. It's gonna go in my arm.
Trevor Moore
I'm pinching off the tube right now. Doc if you don't get in here, I'm gonna steal all your tongue depressors!
Trevor Moore
What is that?
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)
Uh oh Spaghettios, ha.
Trevor Moore
What? No no no no why is there Spaghettios in the blood?
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)
I don't know uh, must have been a bad batch or something. Sorry.
Trevor Moore
No, no no no no no no no there's no Spaghettios in blood ever.
Trevor Moore
Under no circumstances should there ever be Spaghettio in blood.
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)
Oh, come on, man. You're acting like you've never made a mistake at your job.
Trevor Moore
Then the quack goes to take a dump and leaves me connected to an IV bag full of SpaghettiOs.
Nurse (Zach Cregger)
Oh, I hate when that happens.
Trevor Moore
What do you mean, when that happens?
Nurse (Zach Cregger)
SpaghettiOs. They get everywhere.
Doctor (Sam Brown)
What's going on here?
Trevor Moore
SpaghettiOs...
Doctor (Sam Brown)
Yeah, sorry. Just got back from lunch.
Doctor (Sam Brown)
Oh, oh did you see that? I almost swallowed this big scoop of blood! That would've been so embarrassing!
Trevor Moore
I'm trying to find a new doctor, but lately I've been getting the runaround.
Doctor Boyardee (Timmy Williams)
It's your lucky day! I'm gonna fix you up, or my name is Dr. Boy-
Trevor Moore
Stop, I know what your name is. Goodbye.
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)
Look, if you can find it in your heart to take me back, I promise I will do my damnedest to make sure that we don't put any SpaghettiOs in your body.
Trevor Moore
Okay, but you should know, that other doctor and I, we thought I had polyps and...
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)
I don't want to know. Besides, I've seen some other patients since you've left.
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)
Oh my god... what are we doing here? Do we really have a chance at making this crazy thing work?
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)
I think so.
Trevor Moore
Yeah? What do you see, doc?
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)
I see a patient. I see a patient standing in front of his doctor, needing to be loved.
Trevor Moore
Uh, what do you mean, loved?
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)
I mean, I thought that... Isn't this what, uh... No?
Trevor Moore
Ugh! Why does every doctor in this town have to be crazy?