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Spaghettio's

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A man (Trevor) discovers Spaghettio's in his blood transfusion.

Quotes

0:28
Trevor Moore

What is that? Is that a Spaghetti-O?

0:37
Trevor Moore

It is! It... Oh, my God. It's gonna go in my arm.

0:51
Trevor Moore

I'm pinching off the tube right now. Doc if you don't get in here, I'm gonna steal all your tongue depressors!

1:07
Trevor Moore

What is that?

1:09
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)

Uh oh Spaghettios, ha.

1:13
Trevor Moore

What? No no no no why is there Spaghettios in the blood?

1:16
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)

I don't know uh, must have been a bad batch or something. Sorry.

1:19
Trevor Moore

No, no no no no no no no there's no Spaghettios in blood ever.

1:31
Trevor Moore

Under no circumstances should there ever be Spaghettio in blood.

1:35
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)

Oh, come on, man. You're acting like you've never made a mistake at your job.

2:06
Trevor Moore

Then the quack goes to take a dump and leaves me connected to an IV bag full of SpaghettiOs.

2:10
Nurse (Zach Cregger)

Oh, I hate when that happens.

2:14
Trevor Moore

What do you mean, when that happens?

2:16
Nurse (Zach Cregger)

SpaghettiOs. They get everywhere.

2:20
Doctor (Sam Brown)

What's going on here?

2:24
Trevor Moore

SpaghettiOs...

2:25
Doctor (Sam Brown)

Yeah, sorry. Just got back from lunch.

2:39
Doctor (Sam Brown)

Oh, oh did you see that? I almost swallowed this big scoop of blood! That would've been so embarrassing!

3:01
Trevor Moore

I'm trying to find a new doctor, but lately I've been getting the runaround.

3:04
Doctor Boyardee (Timmy Williams)

It's your lucky day! I'm gonna fix you up, or my name is Dr. Boy-

3:08
Trevor Moore

Stop, I know what your name is. Goodbye.

3:43
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)

Look, if you can find it in your heart to take me back, I promise I will do my damnedest to make sure that we don't put any SpaghettiOs in your body.

3:54
Trevor Moore

Okay, but you should know, that other doctor and I, we thought I had polyps and...

4:02
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)

I don't want to know. Besides, I've seen some other patients since you've left.

4:11
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)

Oh my god... what are we doing here? Do we really have a chance at making this crazy thing work?

4:19
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)

I think so.

4:21
Trevor Moore

Yeah? What do you see, doc?

4:28
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)

I see a patient. I see a patient standing in front of his doctor, needing to be loved.

4:36
Trevor Moore

Uh, what do you mean, loved?

4:41
Doctor (Darren Trumeter)

I mean, I thought that... Isn't this what, uh... No?

4:48
Trevor Moore

Ugh! Why does every doctor in this town have to be crazy?