Info
A show discusses how homeless people can live better. It does not get good ratings.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Host (Trevor Moore)
Are you homeless? Well, don't worry. Over the next half hour, we're gonna teach you to live like a king, even if you don't have a castle. It's the homeless show!
Host (Trevor Moore)
It's 3pm. You've just woken up and you're hungry. You don't have any cash and your friend ate all your cat food. What do you do? Easy. Go to your nearest burger joint and start collecting ketchup packets. They're free.
Host (Trevor Moore)
Mix those with some hot sauce packets from your local taco stand and you've got yourself a delicious spicy tomato stew. Eat it cold and it's a refreshing gazpacho.
Host (Trevor Moore)
That's another tip. You can paint an empty cigarette box so it looks just like a fancy cell phone. Hello? It's my boss. I'll have to take this meal to go.
Zach Cregger
Okay, uh, I think we are gonna be canceling the show.