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A Texas football team fights integration until they start winning.
Cast & Characters
Head Coach
Shane Gillis
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Coach
John McKeever
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Coach
Reggie Conquest
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Old Quarterback
Steve Gerben
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Quotes
Head Coach (Shane Gillis)
A lot of people think that, oh, since we've been to the moon last year, that we should be more enlightened. I don't know what's more enlightened than just white people having fun together.
Coach (John McKeever)
That's right, and we went to the moon, guess what we found? It was white.
Head Coach (Shane Gillis)
This is our old starting quarterback. I was starting a guy that had polio. I didn't know teenagers could look 45 years old.
Old Quarterback (Steve Gerben)
I can scramble.
Head Coach (Shane Gillis)
You can't scramble to save your life.
Old Quarterback (Steve Gerben)
I can scramble right now.
Head Coach (Shane Gillis)
Scramble right now.
Old Quarterback (Steve Gerben)
You want me to scramble?
Head Coach (Shane Gillis)
He's got the life expectancy of a pug.