Cactus Wasp

How was your day today?

Got my business card.

Harold Asher, head of sales at Big Joe's Cactus Wasp Farm and Glitter Bomb Ranch.

No, no, no, no. You know what that is? That's your bullshit Catholic guilt coming up now because it's convenient.

If you think they shouldn't keep the baby, touch the blue circle on the right side of your screen.

And if you want to know more about Big Joe's Cactus Wasp and Glitter Bomb Ranch, press the yellow button in the center of the screen.

Votes are in and you decided to learn more about Big Joe's cactus wasp and glitter bomb ranch. Tell them Harold.

Okay, it's um It's pretty cut and dry. It's You know, it's a big ranch. We have a lot of cactus fields there and we harvest wasps and make glitter bombs which are basically like party favors.

Okay, now let's try that vote again. All right, America, if you think she should keep the baby, press the red circle on the left side of your screen.

And if you think they should get rid of the baby, press the blue circle on the right side of your screen.

And if you want Helen to take her top off, press the yellow circle in the middle. Vote now.

Votes are in, and the people have spoken, Helen. Let those puppies fly.

Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

Uh-oh! Okay, okay, okay. America, if you want Harold to eat a big bowl of boogers, press the red circle on the left side of your screen.

And if you want Harold to eat a big bowl of dog do, press the- Come on. Hey guys, come on guys.