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It Was Pretty Good

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The evening news loses a long-time reporter and decides to replace her with several young, attractive people. The reporter Skyler "Scooby" Jensen (Trevor) reports on the Republican debate -- it was pretty good.

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0:29
Reporter (Timmy Williams)

We'd like to welcome to the KC TV family my new co-anchor Tiffany with an i.

0:35
Tiffani (Zach Cregger)

Thank you. It is an honor, so to speak, and proud to serve as your news anchorwoman for all your TV needs.

0:47
Reporter (Timmy Williams)

Now, Tiffani, something interesting that I just learned was that you skipped journalism school altogether, didn't you?

0:55
Tiffani (Zach Cregger)

Thank you.

0:56
Reporter (Timmy Williams)

Well, I'm not going to pretend to understand how they hire telejournalists nowadays, but I'll just assume they found you.

1:01
Tiffani (Zach Cregger)

The newsman came to my modeling agency.

1:20
Reporter (Timmy Williams)

With us live in Washington is another new face to our station, Skyler Jensen.

1:25
Reporter (Timmy Williams)

Skyler, today was a very intense day of debate there in the Capitol, culminating with an emotional speech from potential justice Baker. What was your take on the speech?

1:35
Scooby (Trevor Moore)

Um... It was pretty good.

1:38
Scooby (Trevor Moore)

I mean, uh, he came out and he said a lot of stuff and everybody listened to him and it was pretty good.

1:56
Reporter (Timmy Williams)

Well, uh, how did the Republicans receive Baker's speech?

2:02
Scooby (Trevor Moore)

Uh, it was pretty good. I mean, they seemed to like, be like, wow. I mean, like, so. It was pretty good.

2:12
Reporter (Timmy Williams)

So, the reception of the speech was pretty good.

2:15
Scooby (Trevor Moore)

Oh, yeah. I said that.

2:33
Reporter (Timmy Williams)

Are you saying that Baker's speech may win them over?

2:38
Scooby (Trevor Moore)

Um... Well, it's... Pretty good. I mean, yeah. I mean, it was pretty, pretty good.

3:02
Reporter (Timmy Williams)

I will not be party to the death of broadcast journalism. They just keep making more and more compromises, and these newscasts just get worse and worse.

3:10
Scooby (Trevor Moore)

Oh, no, dude, stay. You were pretty good.

3:21
Tiffani (Zach Cregger)

The old guy from the news, everyone. And now, in our next news piece, the United Nations is very sad to say that it is time for everyone to put sanctions on Iran.

3:46
Darren Trumeter

Have you seen the ratings on this? They're through the roof! Zoom in on her so you can't tell she's wearing clothes.

3:59
Tiffani (Zach Cregger)

Why is immigration such a hot button with today's youth of Texas?

4:06
Scooby (Trevor Moore)

That's pretty good, but I don't know.