Sketch Info
At a boardroom meeting, Timmy defecates in his own pants and throws his own feces in the trash. An argument escalates as the other boardroom members find it infuriatingly gross.
Cast & Characters
Timmy
Timmy Williams
· Cast
Trevor
Trevor Moore
· Cast
Zach
Zach Cregger
· Cast
Darren
Darren Trumeter
· Cast
Quotes
Timmy (Timmy Williams)
Oh, gross! Sorry.
Zach (Zach Cregger)
Did you just pull shit out of your pants and throw it in the trash?
Timmy (Timmy Williams)
Well, I thought I felt something back there, so I reached back with my hand, I got it, and yeah, it was poop. Sorry.
Zach (Zach Cregger)
That's fucking disgusting! That is so disgusting, I can't believe you just did that!
Zach (Zach Cregger)
How could you just pull it out like that in the middle of a meeting?
Sam (Sam Brown)
Yeah, you've got to go to the bathroom!
Sam (Sam Brown)
I don't need to go to the bathroom anymore!
Zach (Zach Cregger)
Yes you do!
Sam (Sam Brown)
Wash your goddamn hands!
Timmy (Timmy Williams)
Aww, it's on my hands.
Sam (Sam Brown)
He's got poop on his hands!
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
And last week, Zach kept getting phone calls. The week before that, Darren had to leave early. Timmy has poop on his hands. Deal with it, all right?
Zach (Zach Cregger)
What would make you think it's OK for you to just grab poop out of your butt during a meeting?
Timmy (Timmy Williams)
I didn't know what it was.
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
Guys, forget about the poop. I'm serious here. Let's go into these numbers.
Zach (Zach Cregger)
Well, number one, it smells like shit in this office!
Sam (Sam Brown)
He has poop in his hands!
Timmy (Timmy Williams)
Oh, shit! Oh, I got it on my face.
Sam (Sam Brown)
Oh, that is fucking gross.
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
I don't care.
Timmy (Timmy Williams)
I fell asleep at this meeting, and I got my poop on my face.
Zach (Zach Cregger)
HE HAS POOP ON HIS OWN FACE!
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
Fine! Go!
Timmy (Timmy Williams)
Jeez.
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
Go to the bathroom!