Sketch Info
Cast & Characters
Sexy Fawn
Darren Trumeter
· Cast
Park Ranger
Timmy Williams
· Cast
Hunter
Trevor Moore
· Cast
Hunter
Zach Cregger
· Cast
Quotes
Hunter (Sam Brown)
All right, now remember, they say that 90% of all hunting accidents are caused by carelessness.
Hunter (Trevor Moore)
I like to say that 90% of all hunting accidents are caused by Rick.
Hunter (Zach Cregger)
That's not funny. Rick is our friend and he died.
Hunter (Trevor Moore)
That's why it's funny, because it really happened. It's funny because it's true.
Hunter (Zach Cregger)
No, it's not funny because it's true, because Rick is a close friend of ours who died in a hunting accident yesterday.
Hunter (Trevor Moore)
No, that's why it's funny. It's funny because it happened and we know Rick. It's like an inside joke amongst friends.
Hunter (Trevor Moore)
Oh, look, a squirrel.
Hunter (Trevor Moore)
Yeah, I Ricked him. Hahaha
Hunter (Sam Brown)
Blew its head off.
Hunter (Zach Cregger)
Is she presenting herself to us?
Hunter (Sam Brown)
She is! She totally is!
Hunter (Trevor Moore)
That stupid deer wants us to have sex with it.
Hunter (Sam Brown)
Oh, that's gross. Right, guys? Right? Right? I'd like never, ever, ever. Right?
Na-uh! I'd rock your world! Humans are way better at doing it than deer are.
Hunter (Trevor Moore)
Sam, outrageous!
Hunter (Sam Brown)
I'd make your hooves curl up, you dirty little doe.
Hunter (Sam Brown)
Man, that deer wanted me.
Hunter (Zach Cregger)
She's got a fucking bra on!
Hunter (Sam Brown)
That is so fucking hot!
Hunter (Trevor Moore)
That is so funny because that means at some point that deer killed a woman.
Hunter (Zach Cregger)
That deer doesn't know what it's doing, man.
Hunter (Sam Brown)
That deer knows exactly what it's doing.
Hunter (Zach Cregger)
That deer shaved its vagina! That is so attractive to me.
Hunter (Sam Brown)
That is it. It is fucking on.
Hunter (Zach Cregger)
Sam, are you going to do that deer now?
Hunter (Sam Brown)
Yeah, don't shoot it till I'm done.
Hunter (Trevor Moore)
Better use a rubber, dude. Lyme disease.
Who wants to see his deer get fucked? All y'all want to see his deer get fucked, say yeah.
Hunter (Trevor Moore), Hunter (Zach Cregger)
Yeah!
Bestiality is waaaay against park regulations here. So you three need to get out of here right now.
Hunter (Sam Brown)
Screw you fuzz.
Park Ranger (Timmy Williams)
And you! You can have your ring back and I want all my stuff back from your deer hole, you tramp.