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Sexy Fawn

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0:02
Hunter (Sam Brown)

All right, now remember, they say that 90% of all hunting accidents are caused by carelessness.

0:07
Hunter (Trevor Moore)

I like to say that 90% of all hunting accidents are caused by Rick.

0:12
Hunter (Zach Cregger)

That's not funny. Rick is our friend and he died.

0:15
Hunter (Trevor Moore)

That's why it's funny, because it really happened. It's funny because it's true.

0:19
Hunter (Zach Cregger)

No, it's not funny because it's true, because Rick is a close friend of ours who died in a hunting accident yesterday.

0:24
Hunter (Trevor Moore)

No, that's why it's funny. It's funny because it happened and we know Rick. It's like an inside joke amongst friends.

0:31
Hunter (Trevor Moore)

Oh, look, a squirrel.

0:35
Hunter (Trevor Moore)

Yeah, I Ricked him. Hahaha

0:35
Hunter (Sam Brown)

Blew its head off.

1:01
Hunter (Zach Cregger)

Is she presenting herself to us?

1:04
Hunter (Sam Brown)

She is! She totally is!

1:05
Hunter (Trevor Moore)

That stupid deer wants us to have sex with it.

1:13
Hunter (Sam Brown)

Oh, that's gross. Right, guys? Right? Right? I'd like never, ever, ever. Right?

1:37

Na-uh! I'd rock your world! Humans are way better at doing it than deer are.

1:42
Hunter (Trevor Moore)

Sam, outrageous!

1:49
Hunter (Sam Brown)

I'd make your hooves curl up, you dirty little doe.

2:03
Hunter (Sam Brown)

Man, that deer wanted me.

2:09
Hunter (Zach Cregger)

She's got a fucking bra on!

2:11
Hunter (Sam Brown)

That is so fucking hot!

2:14
Hunter (Trevor Moore)

That is so funny because that means at some point that deer killed a woman.

2:18
Hunter (Zach Cregger)

That deer doesn't know what it's doing, man.

2:21
Hunter (Sam Brown)

That deer knows exactly what it's doing.

2:25
Hunter (Zach Cregger)

That deer shaved its vagina! That is so attractive to me.

2:29
Hunter (Sam Brown)

That is it. It is fucking on.

2:31
Hunter (Zach Cregger)

Sam, are you going to do that deer now?

2:33
Hunter (Sam Brown)

Yeah, don't shoot it till I'm done.

2:34
Hunter (Trevor Moore)

Better use a rubber, dude. Lyme disease.

2:37

Who wants to see his deer get fucked? All y'all want to see his deer get fucked, say yeah.

2:41
Hunter (Trevor Moore), Hunter (Zach Cregger)

Yeah!

2:53

Bestiality is waaaay against park regulations here. So you three need to get out of here right now.

3:00
Hunter (Sam Brown)

Screw you fuzz.

3:02
Park Ranger (Timmy Williams)

And you! You can have your ring back and I want all my stuff back from your deer hole, you tramp.

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