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The New Thing

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0:24
Timmy (Timmy Williams)

What's the new thing? Ow! That's the new thing? Stop it!

0:29
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Dude, that's the new thing. What's the matter? You don't like it?

0:48
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

No, no, no, no. We only slap people after they use sentences that are questions ending in a one-syllable word.

1:10
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

Yeah, dude, that's another new thing. If you use an incomplete sentence, you get kicked in the balls.

1:30
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

See, that's another new thing. If you use a contraction before a preposition, you get hockey punched.

1:35
Timmy (Timmy Williams)

Did I? Ow!

1:38
Zach (Zach Cregger)

You see, the word can't is a contraction, and the word before is a preposition, so you can't say that before you use one of those.

1:52
Timmy (Timmy Williams)

Okay, I can't hang out with you guys anymore without getting slapped, kicked, punched, or some other stupid shit!

1:57
Zach, Trevor, Darren

Expletive!

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