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How much would you pay to get your kid back?
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Quotes
1:44
Son (Steve Gerben)
This place stinks! Put that back on my mouth! But cover my nose! This is utterly disgusting!
2:24
Dad (Shane Gillis)
You hear how much of a motherfucker this kid is?
2:29
Kidnapper (Johnath Davis)
I'll just bring him back.
2:31
Dad (Shane Gillis)
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You don't have to do that. Let's pump the brakes on this.
2:34
Kidnapper (Johnath Davis)
2,500 or I'm bringing back your son.
2:41
Dad (Shane Gillis)
40.
2:42
Kidnapper (Johnath Davis)
2,000 on bringing the kid back right now.
2:46
Son (Steve Gerben)
Alexa, play the Beach Boys!
2:54
Son (Steve Gerben)
I assume the answer is no, but do you have a yonky candle?