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Polite War

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During the Revolutionary War, the redcoats practice addressing the American army politely.

Quotes

0:03
British Officer (Zach Cregger)

All right, men. Here comes the American army. Let's look sharp. Remember, the first impression is the lasting impression.

0:14
British Officer (Zach Cregger)

Okay, all right. No guffawing, no guffawing, no guffawing.

1:27
British Officer (Zach Cregger)

Got one! Good shot! Very good shot, actually. That was Timothy. He's our maps and navigations expert. We'll be in a pinch without him. Good form.

2:23
British Officer (Zach Cregger)

Hey! Hey! Now, you know the rules. I've just explained them to you. This battle's barely even started yet, and I'm down to only a handful of men. You're doing very poorly in this war, I might say.