Sketch Info
In the workplace, boss (Sam) bothers employee (Darren) with annoying questions. They draw what they did last night.
Cast & Characters
Darren
Darren Trumeter
· Cast
Quotes
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
So, my man, what'd you do last night?
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Uh, last night, uh, nothing, really. Just hung out with my girlfriend, not much.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Cool, cool. So, did you do her?
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
What?
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Your girlfriend. Did you do her?
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
You know, I really don't feel comfortable talking to you about that in the workplace.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Come on, what? We're buddies.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
No, you're my boss and we've never even hung out.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
We're hanging out right now.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
This is the workplace, sir. I don't think...
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Alright, well, if you want to look at it that way, it is the workplace and I am your boss. So tell me.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
What? You're serious?
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Yes, that's an order.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
You're seriously playing that card right now?
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
I'm seriously playing that card. Did you do her? Tell me or I'll fire you.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Oh my God. Fine. If you have to know...
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
I have to know. Tell me.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Uh... Yes, I did. I slept with my girlfriend last night.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
You had sex with your girlfriend?
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Yes, I had sex with my girlfriend.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Awesome.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
So, my man, do you want to draw it?
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
What?
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Do you want to draw it? You and your girlfriend having sex, do you want to draw it?
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
No, absolutely not.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Come on, it'll be fun. It'll be like a game.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
I'll draw what I did last night. You draw what you did.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
You can't be serious.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
I am serious. I'm your boss. I will fire you. Draw it.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Oh my god. I can't believe I'm even thinking about doing this.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Awesome... alright, now I'm gonna draw what I did last night.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Yes, you masturbated. You must be very proud.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
I'm not done yet, okay? Shut up.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Wait. You... No. Wait. You were standing outside my window?
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
I'm not finished, okay?!
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Mr. Brown, were you standing-?
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Do you get that?
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Were you standing outside my window?
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
I'm not finished!
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
You're watching me having sex with my girlfriend?
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
I'm- Shut up while I...
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
You're in a lot of trouble!
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Shut up!
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
You seriously did that?
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Shut up!
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
No, seriously.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
I'm going to fire you if you don't zip it.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
What?
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Shut up!
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
What are you doing? That's my girlfriend. I love here I love her.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Mr. Brown, listen to me.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Shut up!
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Oh, of course you were thinking of yourself having sex with my girlfriend. You were masturbating.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Darren, I'm finishing my painting! I'm not done yet! I'm not done yet!
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
I'm not done yet! I'm not done yet! I don't hear you. I'm not done. I don't hear you. I'm not done.
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Darren! I'm trying to paint my art!
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
There was a video camera?
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Will you please not interrupt me?
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
I am not done! I am not done!
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
You're in a lot of trouble!
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
Darren! I'm not finished!
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
What does that mean? You're selling the tapes? You're selling the tapes on the internet? Mr. Brown, what are you talking about? You're crazy!
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)
WAIT TIL I AM DONE!