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Cubicle Guy

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Sketch Info

In the workplace, boss (Sam) bothers employee (Darren) with annoying questions. They draw what they did last night.

Quotes

0:08
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

So, my man, what'd you do last night?

0:11
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

Uh, last night, uh, nothing, really. Just hung out with my girlfriend, not much.

0:16
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Cool, cool. So, did you do her?

0:21
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

What?

0:22
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Your girlfriend. Did you do her?

0:28
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

You know, I really don't feel comfortable talking to you about that in the workplace.

0:31
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Come on, what? We're buddies.

0:33
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

No, you're my boss and we've never even hung out.

0:36
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

We're hanging out right now.

0:37
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

This is the workplace, sir. I don't think...

0:39
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Alright, well, if you want to look at it that way, it is the workplace and I am your boss. So tell me.

0:45
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

What? You're serious?

0:47
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Yes, that's an order.

0:48
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

You're seriously playing that card right now?

0:50
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

I'm seriously playing that card. Did you do her? Tell me or I'll fire you.

0:53
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

Oh my God. Fine. If you have to know...

0:56
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

I have to know. Tell me.

0:58
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

Uh... Yes, I did. I slept with my girlfriend last night.

1:02
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

You had sex with your girlfriend?

1:04
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

Yes, I had sex with my girlfriend.

1:07
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Awesome.

1:10
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

So, my man, do you want to draw it?

1:15
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

What?

1:16
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Do you want to draw it? You and your girlfriend having sex, do you want to draw it?

1:20
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

No, absolutely not.

1:22
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Come on, it'll be fun. It'll be like a game.

1:24
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

I'll draw what I did last night. You draw what you did.

1:27
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

You can't be serious.

1:28
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

I am serious. I'm your boss. I will fire you. Draw it.

1:33
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

Oh my god. I can't believe I'm even thinking about doing this.

1:50
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Awesome... alright, now I'm gonna draw what I did last night.

2:05
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

Yes, you masturbated. You must be very proud.

2:08
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

I'm not done yet, okay? Shut up.

2:17
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

Wait. You... No. Wait. You were standing outside my window?

2:24
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

I'm not finished, okay?!

2:26
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

Mr. Brown, were you standing-?

2:27
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Do you get that?

2:28
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

Were you standing outside my window?

2:29
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

I'm not finished!

2:31
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

You're watching me having sex with my girlfriend?

2:33
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

I'm- Shut up while I...

2:35
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

You're in a lot of trouble!

2:36
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Shut up!

2:37
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

You seriously did that?

2:39
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Shut up!

2:39
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

No, seriously.

2:40
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

I'm going to fire you if you don't zip it.

2:43
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

What?

2:43
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Shut up!

2:44
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

What are you doing? That's my girlfriend. I love here I love her.

2:46
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

2:49
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

Mr. Brown, listen to me.

2:51
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Shut up!

2:52
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

Oh, of course you were thinking of yourself having sex with my girlfriend. You were masturbating.

2:57
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Darren, I'm finishing my painting! I'm not done yet! I'm not done yet!

3:06
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

I'm not done yet! I'm not done yet! I don't hear you. I'm not done. I don't hear you. I'm not done.

3:17
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Darren! I'm trying to paint my art!

3:22
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

There was a video camera?

3:23
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Will you please not interrupt me?

3:27
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

I am not done! I am not done!

3:32
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

You're in a lot of trouble!

3:33
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

Darren! I'm not finished!

3:35
Darren (Darren Trumeter)

What does that mean? You're selling the tapes? You're selling the tapes on the internet? Mr. Brown, what are you talking about? You're crazy!

3:44
Mr. Brown (Sam Brown)

WAIT TIL I AM DONE!