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Pimp Pun Disaster

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At the hospital, a nurse (Darren) tells a pimp (Trevor) about the status of his whore. The pimp can’t help making several "whore" puns.

Quotes

0:19
Pimp (Trevor Moore)

Pimps up, ho's down.

0:32
Pimp (Trevor Moore)

Yes, it's whore-ible what happened to her.

0:51
Pimp (Trevor Moore)

She looks whore-ific.

1:05
Pimp (Trevor Moore)

I told her not to go out tonight. I knew it was going to be dangerous. You see, this morning I read her whore-oscope.

1:19
Pimp (Trevor Moore)

When she was going to leave this fall, she wanted to go to state university. You see, she wanted to study whore-ticulture.

2:11
Pimp (Trevor Moore)

I'll play her a prosti-tune on my whore-monica.

2:16
Pimp (Trevor Moore)

Bitch!