Sketch Info
Two kids (Darren & Trevor) decide to have fun with a time machine and a farmer (Sam).
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
Dude, hit it with your hammer. Now let's shake it. We totally just finished our time machine.
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
We should go into the future when we both have girlfriends and then totally bang out our girlfriends.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
We should go back in time to like the 1800s and grab some stupid fucking farmer who ain't seen shit. Bring him here now to Times Square at night, watch him freak the fuck out.
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
Hey, what's up farmer? Having fun doing nothing?
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Grab him!
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
He is freaking out! You see that? You know what that is? That's a giant television idiot!
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Yeah, of course you don't know what that is, dumb nuts. That's a car. Transportation on wheels.
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
He probably thinks it's like a horse or something. He's gonna go try to milk it or some stupid stuff.
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
Yeah, he probably thinks we're in some giant teacup or something stupid.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Hey, dumb-dumb, we ain't in no giant teacup. It's the ocean.
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
He probably thinks it's like some giant goose or something. He's so stupid.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Hey, 1800s farmer idiot. It ain't no goose. It's an airplane. We use those to go to Florida.
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
Look at that, that's a 10 person bicycle.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Yeah, he probably thinks it's like some big red spider or something.
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
Yeah, ain't no big red spider, it's a 10 person bicycle, retard!
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
That person looks like diamonds? What are we standing on, a fractal?
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
Dude I'm freaking out man.
Trevor (Trevor Moore)
I am freaking out.