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Did You Used to Date?

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Sketch Info

(Timmy) is out to assault everyone who dated his girlfriend in high school. Trevor and Timmy attempt to boost WKUK DVD sales by bringing in a woman who takes off her top.

Quotes

0:09
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

Hello. Are you Mr. Bill Fernald?

0:12
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)

Yeah.

0:13
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

And did you, by any chance, date one Kimberly Robinson sophomore year at Jefferson County High School?

0:18
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)

Yeah, I dated Kimberly.

0:20
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

En garde!

0:41
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)

Stop! What are you just going around trying to fight everybody that dated Kimberly?

0:45
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

Every last one of them.

0:46
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)

That's crazy.

0:48
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

Well, Kimberly is the love of my life. She's the first real girlfriend that I've ever had, and she's worth fighting for!

0:59
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)

Little guy. Little guy. Little guy. Little guy. Nobody is trying to steal your girlfriend, all right?

1:05
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

Fiancé if everything goes as planned on Saturday.

1:08
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)

Nobody is trying to steal your fiancé, okay? I'm gonna let you go.

1:16
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

I just can't live in a world where I know that there are other men out there that my darling Kimberly might have kissed with.

1:37
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)

Did you and Kimberly ever... Did you ever, you know, like, do kissing?

1:47
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)

Yeah.

1:48
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

Oh, my God. Oh, God.

2:09
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

How many times did you... did you kiss her?

2:12
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)

Look, dude, I don't know.

2:13
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

You don't know? Oh, my God, that's so many times.

2:23
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

Did you and Kimberly ever... Did you ever do kissing while you were... while you were both lying down?

2:32
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)

Are you gonna spaz out again?

2:34
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

I don't know. But did you?

2:38
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)

Well, yes.

2:41
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

MURDER!

3:14
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)

That's right, The Whitest Kids You Know, coming soon to DVD.

3:18
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)

I've seen a naked girl now!