Sketch Info
(Timmy) is out to assault everyone who dated his girlfriend in high school. Trevor and Timmy attempt to boost WKUK DVD sales by bringing in a woman who takes off her top.
Cast & Characters
Mr. Bill Fernald
Trevor Moore
· Cast
Quotes
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
Hello. Are you Mr. Bill Fernald?
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)
Yeah.
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
And did you, by any chance, date one Kimberly Robinson sophomore year at Jefferson County High School?
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)
Yeah, I dated Kimberly.
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
En garde!
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)
Stop! What are you just going around trying to fight everybody that dated Kimberly?
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
Every last one of them.
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)
That's crazy.
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
Well, Kimberly is the love of my life. She's the first real girlfriend that I've ever had, and she's worth fighting for!
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)
Little guy. Little guy. Little guy. Little guy. Nobody is trying to steal your girlfriend, all right?
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
Fiancé if everything goes as planned on Saturday.
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)
Nobody is trying to steal your fiancé, okay? I'm gonna let you go.
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
I just can't live in a world where I know that there are other men out there that my darling Kimberly might have kissed with.
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)
Did you and Kimberly ever... Did you ever, you know, like, do kissing?
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)
Yeah.
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
Oh, my God. Oh, God.
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
How many times did you... did you kiss her?
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)
Look, dude, I don't know.
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
You don't know? Oh, my God, that's so many times.
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
Did you and Kimberly ever... Did you ever do kissing while you were... while you were both lying down?
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)
Are you gonna spaz out again?
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
I don't know. But did you?
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)
Well, yes.
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
MURDER!
Mr. Bill Fernald (Trevor Moore)
That's right, The Whitest Kids You Know, coming soon to DVD.
Kimberly's Boyfriend (Timmy Williams)
I've seen a naked girl now!