Sketch Info
Part 2 of European History
A re-enactment of the interaction between Europeans and Africans in 1769 makes the Africans look like jerks.
Cast & Characters
Colonizer
Zach Cregger
· Cast
Colonizer
Timmy Williams
· Cast
Native African
Darren Trumeter
· Cast
Native African
Sam Brown
· Cast
Quotes
Native African (Darren Trumeter)
Africa sucks, it's so boring.
Native African (Sam Brown)
They're way too many lions.
Native African (Darren Trumeter)
I hate living in a country where there's too many lions.
Native African (Sam Brown)
Yeah, we have to find some way to leave.
Colonizer (Timmy Williams)
Just popped in for a visit.
Colonizer (Zach Cregger)
We brought you a cake!
Native African (Sam Brown)
They got boats.
Native African (Darren Trumeter)
Take us on your boats back to America.
Colonizer (Zach Cregger)
Well, we'd love to take you Africans with us to America, but I'm afraid we don't have large enough boats to accommodate all of you.
Native African (Sam Brown)
Well, go back to Europe and build bigger boats and take us all.
Native African (Darren Trumeter)
Hurry!
Colonizer (Timmy Williams)
And I suppose it would take a much, much larger boat.
Native African (Darren Trumeter)
Well, get to it, little fella.
Native African (Sam Brown)
Doesn't have to be that much bigger. We can all cram.
Colonizer (Zach Cregger)
But I was supposed to take this month to go on holiday with my family.
Native African (Darren Trumeter)
No deal!
Native African (Sam Brown)
And when we get to America, we want jobs.
Colonizer (Timmy Williams)
Well, I suppose we could get you some cultivation work for a meager salary.
Native African (Sam Brown)
We don't want money! We just want to live in your houses!
Native African (Darren Trumeter)
You know, like crash.
Colonizer (Zach Cregger)
But my house is for me and my family.
Native African (Darren Trumeter)
Well, build us another house on your property!
Colonizer (Zach Cregger)
You pushy Africans are asking quite a lot.
Colonizer (Timmy Williams)
Now, now, Zach, that's not the European way. Now, come on, Africans. Let's make some history together.