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European History: 1769

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Part 2 of European History

A re-enactment of the interaction between Europeans and Africans in 1769 makes the Africans look like jerks.

Quotes

0:12
Native African (Darren Trumeter)

Africa sucks, it's so boring.

0:15
Native African (Sam Brown)

They're way too many lions.

0:18
Native African (Darren Trumeter)

I hate living in a country where there's too many lions.

0:20
Native African (Sam Brown)

Yeah, we have to find some way to leave.

0:26
Colonizer (Timmy Williams)

Just popped in for a visit.

0:28
Colonizer (Zach Cregger)

We brought you a cake!

0:29
Native African (Sam Brown)

They got boats.

0:31
Native African (Darren Trumeter)

Take us on your boats back to America.

0:33
Colonizer (Zach Cregger)

Well, we'd love to take you Africans with us to America, but I'm afraid we don't have large enough boats to accommodate all of you.

0:39
Native African (Sam Brown)

Well, go back to Europe and build bigger boats and take us all.

0:43
Native African (Darren Trumeter)

Hurry!

0:44
Colonizer (Timmy Williams)

And I suppose it would take a much, much larger boat.

0:47
Native African (Darren Trumeter)

Well, get to it, little fella.

0:49
Native African (Sam Brown)

Doesn't have to be that much bigger. We can all cram.

0:52
Colonizer (Zach Cregger)

But I was supposed to take this month to go on holiday with my family.

0:55
Native African (Darren Trumeter)

No deal!

0:57
Native African (Sam Brown)

And when we get to America, we want jobs.

1:00
Colonizer (Timmy Williams)

Well, I suppose we could get you some cultivation work for a meager salary.

1:04
Native African (Sam Brown)

We don't want money! We just want to live in your houses!

1:07
Native African (Darren Trumeter)

You know, like crash.

1:10
Colonizer (Zach Cregger)

But my house is for me and my family.

1:12
Native African (Darren Trumeter)

Well, build us another house on your property!

1:14
Colonizer (Zach Cregger)

You pushy Africans are asking quite a lot.

1:17
Colonizer (Timmy Williams)

Now, now, Zach, that's not the European way. Now, come on, Africans. Let's make some history together.