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Kyle Mooney delivers another entry in his “smoking” series, playing a stoner dad who proudly introduces his skeptical friend (Dave McCary) to his unconventional household—including his weed-loving kids, Candy and Greenie.

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Kyle

Kyle Mooney

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Dave

Dave McCary

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Quotes

0:09
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Hey, Candy, say hello, dude. We just gave her a brownie poundie, so she's a little sconed.

0:17
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

You're going to meet the newest member of the family, man.

0:18
Dave (Dave McCary)

Oh, yeah?

0:19
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Yeah, a little sconer junior. Hey, Greenie. Greenie, say hello.

0:23
Dave (Dave McCary)

What are you calling him?

0:24
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Greenie, dude. That's his name.

0:26
Dave (Dave McCary)

Yeah, what is that short for?

0:27
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Uh, Greenie Senior. He's the first of the Greenies. I'm planning on having a few more.

0:32
Dave (Dave McCary)

That's so strange. I don't know why you would name a child that.

0:39
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Um, well, he likes smoking. I like smoking. We both decided Greenie would be a good name.

0:44
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Hey, Candy, show him the shirt you've been working on.

0:47
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Once she starts smoking, she gets so creative, dude.

0:50
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

It says purp scurp, dude.

0:51
Dave (Dave McCary)

What does that mean?

0:52
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

It's, uh, isn't that a type of, uh, isn't that a type of bowl session?

0:57
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

She's kind of a perfectionist. Takes off for, takes off, takes off for her pops.

1:01
Dave (Dave McCary)

You're a perfectionist?

1:02
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Yeah, dude.

1:03
Dave (Dave McCary)

Doing what?

1:06
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Snoking.

1:07
Dave (Dave McCary)

Snoking?

1:08
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

What's that dude?

1:09
Dave (Dave McCary)

What did you say?

1:10
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Snoking.

1:11
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

It's for ChronnerBrothers, man. ChronnerBrothers.com. It's our website, dude. Candy and I are basically co-owners.

1:16
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

It's a 420-friendly, fanatic forum site. And you can go on there, talk to us, join us. Talk about how thick your strands are and umm... what your cloud might be.

1:32
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Do you think what she smoked was laced dude?

1:35
Dave (Dave McCary)

What?

1:36
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

What she smoked was laced, dude.

1:38
Dave (Dave McCary)

They're smoking weed all day?

1:40
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Oh yeah, they're the ones that got me into smoking, dude. Do you want to, um, do you want to smoke again? Ok, I'll go get my pieces.

1:49
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Candy knows not to smoke too much, dude. Because if she does, she'll die.

1:53
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

I think he's getting tired, dude. I should put him in the chroner cage.

1:55
Dave (Dave McCary)

What?

1:56
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Hey, Greenie.

1:57
Dave (Dave McCary)

What is that?

1:58
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

It's basically a, um, glass-encased crib, dude. Uh, and you box-hot it so that the cloud covers. These little babies sleep through the night. So sconed, dude.

2:10
Dave (Dave McCary)

That sounds so dangerous.

2:11
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

Dude, no it's fun for them because they can smoke and talk about like creativity and stuff like that.

2:17
Dave (Dave McCary)

Talk to who?

2:18
Kyle (Kyle Mooney)

The babies dude. I got a bunch of them.