no more smoking

It's not easy, dude, being a family man, you know?

You've got to follow your child's interests, you know? Because they create that path for themselves.

Here I am, raising raising two kids that smoke weed every day. Sometimes I think I don't even want to smoke anymore, dude.

Yeah, you definitely should think that.

But what are you supposed to do when somebody passes you pieces?

Basically, their mom was a former green addict, a marijuana addict.

A marijuana addict?

Mhm, and I did not want that in the house, so I told her, you gotta get out. I didn't want that influence on our kids.

You're running a marijuana culture website with your children.

Chronnerbrothers.com.

I understand what it's called. I'm just saying, did you kick her out for that?

Mhm

That's so retarded.

And then what I did, because I didn't, I don't want my kids to smoke too much. So what I did was I told my kids, I said, She smoked too much and she passed away.

That sounds so stupid. Why would you ever tell your kids that it's not true?

Because if they think that if their mom smoked too much weed, dude, they won't. They'll go like, oh, I've had my limit, and they'll stop and that way they don't die.

You're not smoking? Every time I ask her, she says she doesn't smoke.

That's the first sign of having a problem, dude.

Tell her that she cannot smoke weed. And is, I don't understand, is she eating, is it edibles or is she...

She's smoking the edibles.

What about the idea of maybe removing marijuana from your guys' household?

I'm starting to think that might be the best idea, dude.

Well then why would you start a fucking website?

Cuz the site, cuz listen, we're low on cash, dude.

But why not start a website about anything else?

Cause that's what we know, dude. That's what Candy and I know.

But do you smoke weed?

No, man. Of course not, dude.

Have you ever smoked weed?

No, I would not touch the stuff, dude.

So how is that all you know if you've never actually done it?

Because I smoke every single day, dude. I'm high right now, dude.

What is this?

That is the weed I've been smoking.

That is just a fucking houseplant. You're not gonna get high off that.

Oh really, man? What do you call that, dude?

Your eyes look completely fine. Is this this whole time you've just been smoking a fucking plant?

Just a plant, dude?

Yeah, it's just a fucking regular old houseplant.

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You're just gonna be like, grab your camera and be like, hey, we don't like bingers.

I came here to see how things were going with you and your family.

Right now, you know I'm blaze baked, dude. You know I've been box-hotting all night. You know that I'm even... You know that these are crystallized strands, and you know that my bong is six feet deep, and I got that baby on ice.

So dude, if you wanna smoke, let's smoke. If you wanna joke, then get out, dude. Because I'm here, because I'm down to toke, smoke and snoke.