Sketch Info
Kyle Mooney casually sings “Ain’t No Sunshine” while doing chores, only to be overheard by his roommate Beck Bennett, who’s floored by his hidden talent. Beck—claiming to work for Ozone Records—immediately launches into full music agent mode, insisting Kyle is the next big star and even promising a meeting with pop icon Julie Diamond. As Kyle resists with modesty and confusion, the sketch builds into a hilariously exaggerated talent discovery story, poking fun at music industry clichés and the absurdity of overnight stardom.
Cast & Characters
Kyle
Kyle Mooney
· Cast
Quotes
Beck
Kyle, I don't know if you know this, but I work for Ozone Records, and you're exactly what we're looking for right now.
Kyle
Ozone Records? Isn't that the company that Julie Diamond's with?
Beck
Yeah, you know her stuff?
Kyle
I guess you could say that. Okay, I absolutely love her.
Kyle
Beck, I'm no superstar famous singer. I'm just me.
Beck
Oh my God, that's incredible, Kyle. I mean, like, how do you not see that? Please, let me work with you. I swear to God, I'll make you huge.
Kyle
Beck, you're delusional. I'm not some huge rock and roll singer star. I just... do my chores.