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Birds and Bees

7 1 rating

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Timmy Williams plays a curious young boy who sits beside his dad, Trevor Moore, and asks where babies come from—kicking off a hilariously inaccurate explanation about wiener eggs, peeing in girls, and babies eating boobs. The conversation escalates with deadpan delivery and childlike logic, only to end with a dark twist that reveals Moore’s character isn’t actually the boy’s father.

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Quotes

0:10
Son (Timmy Williams)

Where do babies come from?

0:13
Dad (Trevor Moore)

Well, uh, from inside of your wiener.

0:18
Son (Timmy Williams)

What?

0:20
Dad (Trevor Moore)

Inside your wiener, there's all these little eggs.

0:23
Son (Timmy Williams)

That's gross.

0:24
Dad (Trevor Moore)

Yeah, it's pretty gross.

0:28
Son (Timmy Williams)

Well, how does that turn into a baby?

0:30
Dad (Trevor Moore)

Well, you find yourself a girl, and you put your wiener in her, and then you squish all your eggs out.

0:37
Son (Timmy Williams)

Well, do you like... Pee in her?

0:40
Dad (Trevor Moore)

Yep. Then the eggs grow into babies, and then she pushes them out.

0:47
Son (Timmy Williams)

Like with her poop?

0:48
Dad (Trevor Moore)

Yeah, pretty much.

0:50
Son (Timmy Williams)

Well, if she doesn't push them out, will the babies get too big and crawl out of her mouth?

0:55
Dad (Trevor Moore)

Probably. Geez, never thought about that.

1:01
Son (Timmy Williams)

Well, what do babies eat when they first come out?

1:03
Dad (Trevor Moore)

Uh, boobs.

1:06
Son (Timmy Williams)

Did I eat boobs?

1:07
Dad (Trevor Moore)

Yep.

1:10
Dad (Trevor Moore)

Yeah, it's pretty gross.

1:10
Son (Timmy Williams)

Gross.

1:14
Son (Timmy Williams)

So... You have eggs inside of your wiener, and then you pee them in a girl, and then that turns into a baby, and then she poops it out, and then it eats boobs.

1:25
Dad (Trevor Moore)

Yep, that's about it.

1:27
Son (Timmy Williams)

My real dad said he doesn't want me coming to the park and talking to you anymore.

1:30
Dad (Trevor Moore)

That's okay. I'm really not supposed to be hanging out with little kids anyway.