Sketch Info
Timmy Williams plays a curious young boy who sits beside his dad, Trevor Moore, and asks where babies come from—kicking off a hilariously inaccurate explanation about wiener eggs, peeing in girls, and babies eating boobs. The conversation escalates with deadpan delivery and childlike logic, only to end with a dark twist that reveals Moore’s character isn’t actually the boy’s father.
Cast & Characters
Son
Timmy Williams
· Cast
Dad
Trevor Moore
· Cast
Quotes
Son (Timmy Williams)
Where do babies come from?
Dad (Trevor Moore)
Well, uh, from inside of your wiener.
Son (Timmy Williams)
What?
Dad (Trevor Moore)
Inside your wiener, there's all these little eggs.
Son (Timmy Williams)
That's gross.
Dad (Trevor Moore)
Yeah, it's pretty gross.
Son (Timmy Williams)
Well, how does that turn into a baby?
Dad (Trevor Moore)
Well, you find yourself a girl, and you put your wiener in her, and then you squish all your eggs out.
Son (Timmy Williams)
Well, do you like... Pee in her?
Dad (Trevor Moore)
Yep. Then the eggs grow into babies, and then she pushes them out.
Son (Timmy Williams)
Like with her poop?
Dad (Trevor Moore)
Yeah, pretty much.
Son (Timmy Williams)
Well, if she doesn't push them out, will the babies get too big and crawl out of her mouth?
Dad (Trevor Moore)
Probably. Geez, never thought about that.
Son (Timmy Williams)
Well, what do babies eat when they first come out?
Dad (Trevor Moore)
Uh, boobs.
Son (Timmy Williams)
Did I eat boobs?
Dad (Trevor Moore)
Yep.
Dad (Trevor Moore)
Yeah, it's pretty gross.
Son (Timmy Williams)
Gross.
Son (Timmy Williams)
So... You have eggs inside of your wiener, and then you pee them in a girl, and then that turns into a baby, and then she poops it out, and then it eats boobs.
Dad (Trevor Moore)
Yep, that's about it.
Son (Timmy Williams)
My real dad said he doesn't want me coming to the park and talking to you anymore.
Dad (Trevor Moore)
That's okay. I'm really not supposed to be hanging out with little kids anyway.