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An uninvited guest attempts to derail the nuptials.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
0:00
Officiant (Francis Ellis)
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in presence of these witnesses to join in matrimony, Catherine and Greg, which is not to be entered into lightly or unadvisedly, but solemnly, discreetly, advisedly and seriously.
1:13
Blind Man (Shane Gillis)
What the fuck? What happened to your face? This is Katherine Johnson, right?
1:21
Bride (Leah Pressman)
John-ston.
1:28
Blind Man (Shane Gillis)
Oh my god. Oh... shit. Fuck, oh fuck, I'm so sorry about what I've done here. Oh fuck, I'm so sorry.
1:43
Blind Man (Shane Gillis)
I can't see! Ah!
1:54
Officiant (Francis Ellis)
This guy can see.
1:56
Groom (Tommy Pope)
Maybe he has a good sense of smell.
1:58
Bride (Leah Pressman)
Wait, maybe I did fuck him.
2:31
Officiant (Francis Ellis)
So where were we? Love is patient. Love is blind-