theSketchDb

Ghost Tea Bag I

6 1 rating

Sketch Info

Part 1 of Ghost Tea Bag

A fortune teller (Darren) reads Zach's palm and sees several spirits around him, one of which is "tea bagging" him.

Quotes

1:09
Medium (Darren Trumeter)

One of the spirits has his balls on your head.

1:15
Client (Zach Cregger)

What?

1:15
Medium (Darren Trumeter)

You know that thing with friends when you go up behind somebody and you just plop your balls on their head?

1:20
Client (Zach Cregger)

He's teabagging me?

1:21
Medium (Darren Trumeter)

Kinda, sorta, yeah.

1:42
Client (Zach Cregger)

Did he stop?

1:44
Medium (Darren Trumeter)

No.

1:45
Medium (Darren Trumeter)

Now he's just pretending to all the other spirits that your head feels really good on his balls.

2:00
Client (Zach Cregger)

What did he do?

2:01
Medium (Darren Trumeter)

Well, now he did that thing, you know, when you grab the skin of your balls and you hold it up so it looks like a bow tie, but really it's just his balls on your head.

2:16
Client (Zach Cregger)

How long has this been going on?

2:18
Medium (Darren Trumeter)

Well, uh, Spirit, how long have you been doing this? Oh, three weeks.

2:24
Client (Zach Cregger)

Three weeks?! Three weeks he's had his balls on my head?!

2:33
Medium (Darren Trumeter)

The Spirit just thinks that it's really funny to have his balls on your head.

2:38
Client (Zach Cregger)

I don't know how I'm gonna function in life knowing I'm being teabagged by a ghost!

2:56
Client (Zach Cregger)

I am so glad I came to this bullshit palm reading.

2:59
Medium (Darren Trumeter)

Well, don't you want to know about your promotion?

3:01
Client (Zach Cregger)

I have phantom gonads on my forehead. I have bigger fish to fry!

3:07
Medium (Darren Trumeter)

You're gonna get it!

3:08
Client (Zach Cregger)

Fuck you!

Tags