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Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore engage in a mock-Victorian standoff where Cregger’s character refuses to redirect his urine from Moore’s leg, prompting a bizarrely formal debate over territory, dignity, and endurance. Timmy Williams plays a hapless young boy drawn into their escalating contest as both men attempt to bribe and coerce him into securing more water—or complicity. Moore, who also narrates the surreal finale, reframes the scene as a mythic rivalry between Shakespeare and Sir Francis Bacon, complete with outlandish detours involving golden showers, sexual favors, and a resurrected JFK named Tankra.
