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Race War

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Trevor Moore excitedly shouts up to Sam Brown’s apartment, urging him to join in a race war while wildly misunderstanding the concept of race.

Cast & Characters

Trevor

Trevor Moore

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Sam

Sam Brown

 · Cast

Quotes

0:01
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Hey Bill! Bill! Bill! Hey Bill!

0:09
Sam (Sam Brown)

Hey Dave shh-

0:11
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

What's going on? C'mon!

0:13
Sam (Sam Brown)

Wendy's sleeping.

0:18
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

C'mon man! Don't wake her up c'mon let's go! Race war!

0:34
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

C'mon Bill, race war! You can be captain. I'm gonna be sergeant.

0:44
Sam (Sam Brown)

No!

0:51
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Tell her I said hey. Is she still mad at me?

0:52
Sam (Sam Brown)

Yea she is.

0:53
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

C'mon man, race war! Bring her- no don't bring her. What what is she? She's uh...

1:00
Sam (Sam Brown)

Italian

1:01
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Yea don't bring her. Hey! You want to get her?

1:09
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Don't tell her, she might tell the Italians!

1:12
Sam (Sam Brown)

They're... it's the same race

1:16
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

As what?

1:18
Sam (Sam Brown)

Us...

1:19
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

What? No. We're American.

1:26
Sam (Sam Brown)

Kind of...

1:28
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

What are you?

1:30
Sam (Sam Brown)

English

1:33
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Ah! That's American.

1:35
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

There's one! I'm gonna go get that guy, I'll come back! He was in a truck, couldn't get him!

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