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Race War

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Trevor Moore excitedly shouts up to Sam Brown’s apartment, urging him to join in a race war while wildly misunderstanding the concept of race.

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Quotes

Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Hey Bill! Bill! Bill! Hey Bill!

Sam (Sam Brown)

Hey Dave shh-

Trevor (Trevor Moore)

What's going on? C'mon!

Sam (Sam Brown)

Wendy's sleeping

Trevor (Trevor Moore)

C'mon man! Don't wake her up c'mon let's go! Race war!

Trevor (Trevor Moore)

C'mon Bill, race war! You can be captain, I'm gonna be sergeant.

Sam (Sam Brown)

No!

Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Tell her I said hey. Is she still mad at me?

Sam (Sam Brown)

Yea she is.

Trevor (Trevor Moore)

C'mon man, race war! Bring her- wait don't bring her. What what is she? She's uh...

Sam (Sam Brown)

Italian

Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Yea don't bring her. Hey! You want to get her?

Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Don't tell her, she might tell the Italians!

Sam (Sam Brown)

Dude... it's the same race

Trevor (Trevor Moore)

As what?

Sam (Sam Brown)

Us

Trevor (Trevor Moore)

What? No. We're American.

Sam (Sam Brown)

Kinda...

Trevor (Trevor Moore)

What are you?

Sam (Sam Brown)

English

Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Ah! That's American.

Trevor (Trevor Moore)

There's one! I'm gonna go get that guy, I'll come back! (runs in and out of frame) He was in a truck, couldn't get him!

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